Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 12, 2014
November 11, 2014
November 13, 2014
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: You're late. Caulfield: What's seven pounds yet cannot be moved? Mrs. Olsen: I give up. Caulfield: A cat! Mrs. Olsen: I still give up. Caulfield: A cat on your lap. Mrs. Olsen: If your valve gurgles loud enough, a 12-pound Boston Terrier will jump right off. Caulfield: I give up! I give up!
Milessio about 10 years ago
You’re still late.
Arianne about 10 years ago
Say Uncle!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Easy Califield.
gcwh about 10 years ago
That is a small Boston Terrier!! My French Bulldog runt was 18 and it was all muscle.
Rick Smith Premium Member about 10 years ago
Valve? is that a polite way of saying…?
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 10 years ago
TMI – the ultimate weapon to shoot-down one of Caufield’s excuses. Bully Mrs O! Bully!
Jeff0811 about 10 years ago
I don’t understand the hesitation to move a sleeping cat. Our cat will be only too happy to wake me if it’s needs are not met. To get the cat up to go to work/school only makes sense. The cat will be asleep again before the door closes.
lynnskay about 10 years ago
C.O.L. is always a good excuse not to do something at our house. But they never stay on your lap very long anyway. Off to the box or food or water, then to another warm spot. Usually another lap. For work or school though, it wouldn’t work, even here. But no one here does either; retired, kids gone.
DKHenderson 5 days ago
Too Much Information: Mrs. Olsen’s new secret weapon!