Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 09, 2014

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    rshive  about 10 years ago

    Kind of hard to avoid. Eh, Fink?

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    Argythree  about 10 years ago

    Never thought I’d agree with the Fink on anything, but on this, I do…

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 10 years ago

    It would seem that presenting alarming news reports is also harmful to your health!

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    bluskies  about 10 years ago

    It would be far more indormative if they told you the news in the first place instead of telling you the news they were going to tell you about… after the break!

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    doffy  about 10 years ago

    Apparently Reporting bad news is also bad for your health.

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    RobinHood2013  about 10 years ago

    Who does that idiot work for? FOX News?!

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    Loijen  about 10 years ago

    Throw him in the brig!

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    DavidGBA  about 10 years ago

    No need to kill the messenger?

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    Duncan Idaho  about 10 years ago

    Diane Sawyer on World News Tonight was well known for her hyperbolic headlines followed by blasé stories , not sure if David Muir is continuing the tradition

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    flagmichael  about 10 years ago

    @RobinHood2013The prejudice against Fox news is foolish. There is no reliable news source, and since most of the networks are stooges for the Democratic party (Dan Matthews sacrificed his career trying to boost Obama with a false story) relying on any news is failing a basic intelligence test.

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    unca jim  about 10 years ago

    “For the details of this story, tune in Channel Six starting at 5:30 tomorrow morning.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~That’s when I’m just starting the second wave of REM sleep.The heck with them..If it’s all that bad, I’ll read about it later.

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    dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago

    As someone commented on a similar story a few days ago, when news began to be used to generate revenue its objectivity was destroyed, integrity didn’t even enter the equation, and NO ONE should watch it without the strongest possible internal filter.

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    stugiv  about 10 years ago

    Huh, I thought it was Buzzfeed… oh no wait they do the annoying list articles.

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    sunchaunzo  about 10 years ago

    Hear that, Fox News viewers?

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    This time it is ok to shoot the messenger!.Fire when ready, Fink…

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    dzw3030  about 10 years ago

    The Fox organization isn’t just one channel. There is sports programming, entertainment, business news, general political programming and news programs.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 10 years ago

    you can tell who listens to abc cbs nbc cnn etc etc – they always blame fox news for their own one liner phobias – lolit isn’t about news people, hasn’t been since the 1980’s when frank reynolds declared that the news was all about telling people how to ‘feel’ about the news – thus ‘news’ services don’t report news they sensationalize it so they can draw more viewers and make more money. think about it – if the anchors get paid based on the number or percentage of viewers they have, do you think they will just report the ‘facts’ and let the viewer decide if they like the anchor that is reporting the facts – goodness me NO – they will soup ‘em up so that everybody will get emotionally charged and start ’rooting’ for ‘their’ news team to beat all the other ‘news’ teams.

    besides how can the king sleep if he is given all this bad news all night which only makes him worry and not sleep. so throw a brick through your tv and get some sleep :)

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Now of.days ya use the remote and change the channel or better yet, turn it off!

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    brklnbern  about 10 years ago

    I’m with the King on this one. As Boris Bedenov used to say, Shut up your mouth.

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