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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 12, 2014
Transcript:
Child 1: "How do you know what career you want?" Tiffany: "Well, for some of us it comes naturally" Tiffany: "I'm meant to be a movie star, or a celebrity spokesperson" Luann: "Or a lonely trophy wife" Tiffany: "Sadly, some people stumble through life being average and dull. Who do we know like that?" Child 2: "Principal Purgus?"
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Interestingly, there are stars with varying degrees of magnitude⊠and not all of them are in L.AâŠâŠ â Purgus, huh? Heâs still âthe Chinâ, to meâŠ..
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Curses! Foiled again! ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âNameless AimsââSpadesââ Twinkie, Twinkie , Little StarââFingerpainting And Finger PointingââPot, Meet KettleââInnuendo Through The Out Doorâ (â«)âAlways A Dull MomentââThe Dream Of Bright LightsââMarquee de Staidâ" Falling In Lines "" Drawn To Battle"orâDo You Know The Way To San Jose State?â (â«)
atomicdog over 10 years ago
Tiffany knows what she wants and is working towards it.
And thatâs half the battle.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
I donât think that Tiff put on the entire prom by herselfâŠshe must have had others to help her with the details⊠;)
BillH77 over 10 years ago
Luann does not do the college mixers. Years past, at a kegger, I asked a coed what degree she wanted at university. She bluntly said âMrsâ. I nearly choked on my beer.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Though Tiffany does focus on her dreams, Rememer- success, like so many other things , is all relative! And not measured by how bright the lights are on the marquee, in the end!
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Ah, yes! Is this what the future holds? The professional woman (Tiffany) and the housewife (Luann).
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
LOL!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Luann and Tiffany are really two peas in the same pod, more alike than they want to realize, more of friends than theyâd like to admit⊠â As I related to you, before, Luann and Tiffany are muich like Holmes and Moriarty. They are tied to each other, the difference being their two different perspectives. But they both strive to be noticed, both strive to be loved, both are âspecksâ on the âgiant radarâ, but hoping to âfind their wayâ. Their methods are different (one thinks sheâs a âstar in the makingâ, but just as fallible as any other person and one thinks sheâs âjust a lumpâ, but has yet to see herself as more), but they can both be able to be successful and can both âfind their wayââŠ.
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Of course, at the pace this strip goes at, we wonât see the post-college life of either Luann or Tiffany for many years to come! The same goes for Bernice and Delta too. What is the approximate ratio of one year in âourâ world compared to Luannâs time-space continuum?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âIn the second panel, Tiffâs word balloon is coming from a group of stars. Kind of like some of the characters in Doonesbury. Perhaps Greg is thinking of replacing Tiffâs character with the star group.â ^Or the âtalking helmetâ (in view of how some perceive her hair)âŠ
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
I canât wait to see the next installment of âGuntherâs Peruvian Expedition.â
kenhense over 10 years ago
Ah Câmon â That last line is much â even for Tiffany.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And Meryl Streep and Barb(a)ra Streissand own about half of the lights there, ha ha!!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
LOL, true!!!
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Also, I am waiting to see what sort of events transpire at the time of Brad & Toniâs wedding. Hopefully, TJ, Jonah Daytona and Shannon will be intertwined in the situations surrounding the ceremony!
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Had a great Christmas luncheon today. Salad, green beans, Chicken Cordon Bleu, home-made roll, cheesecakeâŠHmm cheesecake ! Oh, it is late ! I need to visit another website, so Iâll say âNite all! ;)-ââââââââââââââââââââââââIf all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.â(John Stuart Mill, 1806-1873)
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Maybe Gunther will develop a psychological condition where he will refuse to open his eyes, for fear of what he might see!
wiselad over 10 years ago
wonder who got a lead on a play, and had Quill as the co-star? and Q hit it on the spot http://www.gocomics.com/luann/2012/01/04
Caldonia over 10 years ago
Looks like the Evanses are pandering to the creepy Tiffany bashers now. Well played!
Gerry Lee over 10 years ago
Luann, you lost this round as soon as you went for first blood:) Go Tiff!
Angelalex242 over 10 years ago
I dunno. Is it better to shoot for the .01% chance of being a star, or better to shoot for the 90% of getting hired in child care? For all that Tiffany seems to have drive, sheâs essentially buying lotto tickets with her life. ThatâsâŠnot a safe investment.
Caldonia over 10 years ago
Tiffany is the only interesting female character by now. Iâm out of here, all the comments about her become so petty and cheap and ridiculous.
Editman over 10 years ago
No he meant the âPorn Industryâ.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Good snark (panel 2), Luann!Snark of the Day (panel 3), Tiffster!Youâre both using the little people to further your own endsâŠ.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
not if Principal Purgus knows Agnes too
wiselad over 10 years ago
there is still a lot of âthe more hardcore elementâ in the San Fernando Area
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Okay. Now You DID It. Iâm Now DYINâ to Know the Origin of Principal âPurgusâsâ Last NameâŠâŠ.,
Barry1941 over 10 years ago
Tiffâs name should be Kim if you get my meaning
RoseHawke over 10 years ago
Reality is going to steamroll right over Tiffany. That is whatâs going to be sad.
tubgrape over 10 years ago
Puleeze! This is the MOST BORING story line ever! We want to know what is happening with Gunther!
Bandera_Ken over 10 years ago
Trophy wife is a pretty good job if you can land it and the retirement (settlement) can be fantastic.
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
Well, at least we now know principal âBig Chinâsâ real nameâŠ. :-)
TheLiam over 10 years ago
So Luann, who is happy to go to community college because she will be able to spend more time with Quill, who had an entire strip reminding Tiffany she has a boyfriend and Tiffany doesnât, who threw a hissy fit because she didnât think Quill spent enough time with her, is suddenly pulling youâre just going to be a lonely housewife?
wiselad over 10 years ago
the main difference is that Tiff main thing is getting the fame she thinks is due but her talent is not that high, while Luann main thing is that she loves acting(and other things) and she would love the fame but she thinks she has not earned it even thought her talent is much greater than she thinks
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
> I can see Tiffany, and even Luann, being trophy wives.>A âtrophyâ wife is a knockout whom her very rich and/or powerful older husband can show off to his friends as something heâs âwonâ, as befits a man of his talent and accomplishments. Such arm candy is the opposite of âinner beautyâ, which is what we were told that Luann possesses. (Whether she has in fact shown signs of it is of course another matter.)
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 10 years ago
Interesting idea (at least to me): As many have suggested, Luannâs interests and goals often seem minimal to none⊠or are couched in whatever her potential or current boyfriend pursues (aka Quill & acting). But, if you were to select a career that you think Luann WOULD BE WELL SUITED for, what would it be and why? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++My Option A: Luann seems like she would potentially be a good to very good elementary school teacher. Her interaction with the kids this week suggests that could be a successful path for her. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++My Option B: Artist. I am not sure which media, but probably painting or perhaps photography. She seems to be a very good observer, and could likely muster enough creativity to do well at art.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Both of the above ideas (and in fact any career idea for her) do require Luann to actually get INTERESTED in pursuing something for a career, however. That interest has never really happened yet.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I would say that Luannâs best bet is to follow in her motherâs footsteps and become a homemaker, but we know what a total disaster that would be, since weâve seen her room.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Are you referring to the motion picture that got shelved right next to its âFâ grade?âŠAnd how long was her role? 8 Minutes?
Brown Leghorn over 10 years ago
Whereâs the beef, they are both air-headed liberals. Luann being the worst! Too fickle also!
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Many prominent actors have a lot of terrible movies on their resumes, when theyâre starting out. The important thing is to have a resume, and to use the experience to become a good actor. Michael Caine has been in more movies than almost anyone, and lots of them are really bad, but he justifies taking the roles by saying that heâs an actor, and actors act. You can always learn something from being in even a bad movie.
Caldonia over 10 years ago
I just realized: Quill is actually a trophy boyfriend!-1. Even though Tiff no longer wanted him, Luann yelled âQuill is mine!â at her that one time!2. That means Luann sees Quill as a prize she has won, so heâs a trophy!3. Annnnd, Quill is actually only a consolation prize for Aaron Hill!!!-In other news, Luann believes trophy wives are lonely. Why? They look happy enough to me. This must be some stuffy old Greg Evans worldview.
nanellen over 10 years ago
Caldonia, I disagree with you. Quill and Luann do have a connection and that is that both are not plastic. Just like her brother and Tony. Aaron was teen age crush, first infatuation. I had plenty myself. Now, I see a lot of my older school mates- widowers and divorced with trophy wives. They are lost souls when there are reunions.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
What is the white stuff in the kidsâ hair?
Airman over 10 years ago
Tiffany, if nothing else, is focused, has the looks, blatant sexuality, and self confidence. She could willingly be a lingerie model, turn letters on a TV game show, work at Victoriaâs Secret, or sell cologne to gullible men taken in by her hotness. But to get a screen role, Iâm afraid she would have to do some couch casting.
lmonteros over 10 years ago
As an Angeleno, I can tell you we get hundreds (probably thousands) of people who have no experience in acting or the industry who come out here to be discovered. If Tiff becomes a trophy wife, sheâll be a lot better off than a lot of hopefuls, who end up working in a different industry.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Why do so many commenters say Tiffany has no acting talent? How do they know that???
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âTiffany has no money. Tiffanyâs dad has money. At some point his largess may end, and sheâll need someone else to support her in the way sheâs become accustomed.â ^And thatâs why I mentioned yesterday (or was it the day before?) ââŠ.Till her daddy takes the T-Bird awayâŠ..(â«)â
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Oh yeah, and I remember you mentioned that one, a while back. Whatâs the statute of limitations on making bombs without a license?
Airman over 10 years ago
Speaking of remakes, Tiffany could be the new Ginger on a remake of Gilliganâs Island.
Elmer Gantry Fudd over 10 years ago
Yeah, but Luann would be more like a participation trophy wife, one of those they hand out to everyone.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
You forgot one factor: none of those other shows were powered by coconutsâŠ.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
And in the Luannverse, walking across an open field is to boldly go where no man has gone before. When Gunther made Quillâs plaid cummerbund, he should have made a red shirt to go with it.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Ha ha, yeah!!!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Ha ha ha!!!!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
Dilithium coconuts with a quaddium aftershave
BuffaloBusker over 10 years ago
Perhaps Luann was not offering a rebuttal, but rather, a tongue-in-cheek concession to Tiffinyâs slur.
ElJorro almost 3 years ago
They really are frenemies, now.