Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 12, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Can I come? Marigold: I am very sorry, Phoebe... We are going to a UNICORN SPA. Phoebe: That's discrimination. Marigold: We all dace it. I am not allowed in the produce aisle at the store. Phoebe: You were warned a bunch of times about grazing of the Brussels sprouts. Marigold: You mat as well ask the stars not to twinkle.
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
See, Phoebe? There is something that you could feed your unicorn under the table. If she fits, that is.
sixam almost 10 years ago
So now Phoebe can use her unicorn Halloween costume again.
Linda Solomon almost 10 years ago
LMAO!!!
kaykeyser almost 10 years ago
Phoebe at a unicorn spa sounds fun, and Marigold eating unbought vegetables makes her a hero to kids.
GasHouseGorilla almost 10 years ago
Phoebe’s right! This is discrimination! There’s a golf club that won’t allow women (Ok, I believe they have only 2 women to play golf there now.) there. Phoebe, you have to contact the ACLU and charge this unicorns for “kid discrimination.” Enough said!
whitecarabao almost 10 years ago
The point is well taken. Discrimination is always with us.Sometimes discrimination is needed and imposed for reasons of safety; sometimes it is a matter of skill or physical ability; sadly, sometimes it is abused for reasons of power and control; and sometimes, fair or not, it is for no reason at all.
Q4horse almost 10 years ago
Will there be an equine massage therapist?
scyphi26 almost 10 years ago
I predict Phoebe is not going to take this lying down. She’s either going to whine and gripe about not getting to go the whole time Marigold’s gone, only to find something to cope with it last second (I’m suddenly thinking of house-rules Parcheesi)…or Phoebe ends up going to the mythic land of CANADA too.
Hag5000 almost 10 years ago
Phoebe can take in a hockey game while Marigold is at the spa.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
My baby brother and sister called bruselsprouts “pods”.To many B science fiction as kids.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Agreed Unicorn.
darkstripe almost 10 years ago
Actually, you have that backwards: Planets usually do not seem to twinkle because they are brighter.
Are2Dee2 7 months ago
Hahaha
Are2Dee2 7 months ago
The stars only twinkle because of the atmosphere. In space, they do not twinkle.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
I think what Mari’s trying to tell Phoebe is… that’s it’s an ADULT unicorn spa. :)