A friend of mine played a prank on his coworker this way, while the coworker was on a holiday, he put grass seeds on the keyboard and watered it for two weeks. When the coworker returned, his keyboard had a nice grass cover….
I am guilty of eating while I work. Fortunately I know a trick or two. First of all, tip the keyboard on its side occasionally and bang it real good on the desktop and watch the crumbs fall out. Second, make sure you always have a can of compressed air with a very slender nozzle at hand. Liquid? Well, it’s happened a couple of times, but that’s what the compressed air is for. Although you must always make sure that the keyboard and nozzle are not pointed toward your supervisor.
You know, CJ spends so much time around Ed that you’d think she must have a secret crush on him, the way little boys pull little girls’ pigtails. Except that CJ likes girls.
Back in the day you could smoke in the workplace; and one of my coworkers smoked like a chimney all day long. One day when he went out to lunch, we attacked his desk with the strongest cleaners we could find without a license. We also shook out his keyboard and found about two inches of cigarette ash in it. By the time he came back from lunch, we were all back at our desks working. He hit the office door and stopped cold in total shock screaming, “What happened to my desk!?” Without even looking up from my desk at the back of the room, I said, “I don’t know, man, the EPA guys in the moon suits came in and went nuts all over it!”
Aussie Down Under about 10 years ago
If you don’t use it, then you will lose it.
Kim Metzger Premium Member about 10 years ago
And this, people, is why it isn’t always a good idea to read comic strips while eating breakfast.
LeoAutodidact about 10 years ago
Ch-ch-ch-Chia!
(The snake is Extra!)
Gizmo Cat about 10 years ago
A friend of mine played a prank on his coworker this way, while the coworker was on a holiday, he put grass seeds on the keyboard and watered it for two weeks. When the coworker returned, his keyboard had a nice grass cover….
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
It is a little obvious that you don’t use it.
Cronkers McGee Premium Member about 10 years ago
Ya think?
Agent54 about 10 years ago
Problem is he drools in it when he falls asleep. Maybe he could market it as the next pet rock, call it the jungle keyboard.
shibler2 about 10 years ago
Just ask IT for a new one!! (I happen to do this on Monday!)Keyboards are horrible for getting grungy…
ladykat about 10 years ago
How ’bout the VCR?
shamest Premium Member about 10 years ago
ewww he is going to need a couple of tubs of cyberclean
NWdryad about 10 years ago
I am guilty of eating while I work. Fortunately I know a trick or two. First of all, tip the keyboard on its side occasionally and bang it real good on the desktop and watch the crumbs fall out. Second, make sure you always have a can of compressed air with a very slender nozzle at hand. Liquid? Well, it’s happened a couple of times, but that’s what the compressed air is for. Although you must always make sure that the keyboard and nozzle are not pointed toward your supervisor.
NWdryad about 10 years ago
You know, CJ spends so much time around Ed that you’d think she must have a secret crush on him, the way little boys pull little girls’ pigtails. Except that CJ likes girls.
K M about 10 years ago
Back in the day you could smoke in the workplace; and one of my coworkers smoked like a chimney all day long. One day when he went out to lunch, we attacked his desk with the strongest cleaners we could find without a license. We also shook out his keyboard and found about two inches of cigarette ash in it. By the time he came back from lunch, we were all back at our desks working. He hit the office door and stopped cold in total shock screaming, “What happened to my desk!?” Without even looking up from my desk at the back of the room, I said, “I don’t know, man, the EPA guys in the moon suits came in and went nuts all over it!”