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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 18, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Dear Diary, Marigold's been gone a few days. It's the longest we've ever been apart, since we met. It's weird how you can get used to someone, even the annoying stuff. Like how she's vain, and kind of smells like alfalfa, and has that nose-whistle, and she's always humming "Shiny Happy People." I love all that stuff. She must NEVER KNOW.
luducks about 10 years ago
Donât worry Phoebe, Iâm sure no one will ever see this super top secret diary entry.
kaykeyser about 10 years ago
That is some cuteness there.
Monster Hesh about 10 years ago
Youâre so vainYou probably think this diary entryâs about youYouâre so vain, so vain!You probably think this entryâs about you, donât you, donât you
Masterius about 10 years ago
Thatâs odd . . . Marigold had to ask about being taught about a funny nose whistle: nose whistle
Simon_Jester about 10 years ago
Lemme guessâŠ.In the next panel, Phoebe accidentally hits the, âsendâ button
Winterbeast about 10 years ago
This is all well and good, but s Marigold missing Phoebe any?
cwizard71 about 10 years ago
Max is the only character weâve seen so far who would be able to hack Phoebeâs computer, and he has too much respect for her to do that, so I think sheâs safe.
reynard61 about 10 years ago
I learned this lesson very early in life: Donât write it down if you donât want it used against you. By the same token; if you believe in it enough to write it down, OWN it and defend it with everything youâve got!
Weapon Brown about 10 years ago
Michael Stipe HATES that song!
johndifool about 10 years ago
Umm, lead singer and lyricist of REMâŠ
dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago
(oops; this posted on yesterdayâs and was intended for todayâs. So here goes:) So I guess weâre somewhere between the âangerâ and "acceptanceâ stages now?
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 9 months ago
Youâd better hope she never reads your diary! :/