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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 27, 2014
Transcript:
Mom: "A New Year's party? Sure. I'd rather our daughter was here than who-knows-where" Dad: "Exactly. I wanted to tell her "Ok", but I said I'd talk with you" Mom: "Well, how thoughtful. I really appreciate that" Dad: "Actually, I told her that so she wouldn't think I'm a softy" Mom: "Oh. I see" Dad: "(sigh) Why don't I quit while I'm ahead?"
JayBluE about 10 years ago
So that really was Frank who said âArf!â In that âblinding snowstormââŠ.Hopefully, he remembers his where Puddlesâ second feeding dish is. If he gets any foodâŠand hopefully, Puddles will be able to put up with him in his dog houseâŠ. â Yes, indeed, âWas it something I said?â are âfamous last wordsââŠ.It is what happens, when your mouth is in better shape, and can run faster than your brain.. â Heâs also surprisingly limber.. Didnât think his foot would still be able to reach his choppers⊠Fillet of sole must be his favorite dishâŠwith Toe-matoes on the sideâŠand hopefully no âToe MaineââŠ
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Frank, you sure do know how to put your food in your mouth! ;)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
âOne Flew Under The Cuckooâs NestââItâs Too Late To Turn Back Nowâ (â«)âDig A Little Deeperââ20,000 Leagues Under The GroundââIâll Have The Mulligan Stew, PleaseââCold War, Part IIââFoot Du JourââToo Old To Rock And Roll, Too Young To Die Know When To Shut Upâ (â«)orâItâs A Long Walk To The Other Side Of The Bedâ
watmiwori about 10 years ago
Ve gedt too zoon oldt und too ladte schmardt.
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Well, I took the Webshots program off of my computer this evening! I hope that will go a long way to fixing my computer problem! Of course, buying a new laptop will for sure fix the problem!!! ;)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Uh, I think a Good Humor truck is the last thing on her mindâŠ
JayBluE about 10 years ago
And if the box says that the computer ânow has 30% more chipsâ, make sure thereâs no dip on the sideâŠ.
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Re: âEtch-a-Sketchâ on itâŠsometimes I think this computer is worse than that! =-O
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Heh, heh!!!!
JayBluE about 10 years ago
âORM might be upset with youâŠâ ^(8^0)!!!â Why donât I just quit while Iâm ahead????
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Iâd go for the Ice Princess⊠;)
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Oh,oh!!! =-O
Airman about 10 years ago
Not tonight, Frank.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Yeah, Nancy.
But Have the âPartyâ at YOUR House and âWho-Knows-Whatâ Will Show Up.
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Actually, my Etta Kit just arrived in the mail, last weekâŠ.
JayBluE about 10 years ago
ââŠand her word balloon has sharp edges to it.â ^Just goes to show you⊠when a woman is mad, anything can be used as a âdeadly weaponââŠ
JayBluE about 10 years ago
âI thought that was Erta Kit :)â ^Ha ha, I knew that would surface, somehow.. â (No:) LOL, true!!!
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Well, it must have helpedâŠa little bitâŠto delete my Webshots program. My cursor has only frozen half the time than it did before! =-O So, I am calling it a night before an asteroid lands right in the middle of it!!! So, âNite all! ;)-âââââââââââââââââââââââ-âTeach us delight in simple things, And mirth that has no bitter springs; Forgiveness free of evil done, And love to all men âneath the sun!â (Unknown)
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Yeah, and I have a big day of moving someone tomorrow! Which reminds me, Iâve got to send off my idea for âmobile furnitureââŠ.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 10 years ago
I wonder what the turned back signifies
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Well, there goes Frankâs last chance of the year (probably) to âget luckyâ with that hottie with whom he sleeps (and I emphasize sleeps)âŠ.
Barry1941 about 10 years ago
Wait until she finds out that Luann does not want them at the âpartyâ.
melmarsh9v about 10 years ago
Frank & Nancy do not have to worry about anything (erotic activity) âhappeningâ at Luannâs New Yearâs Eve partyâ nothing happened on Prom Night or Graduation Night. This comic has gotten to the point where such situations just do not occur at all!
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
TMI, Dad. Totally Muddled Intervention
thebigboot about 10 years ago
I donât see what Nancyâs so worried about, itâll be the same high school friends doing absolutely nothing new.
locake about 10 years ago
Frank doesnât seem like he makes any of the family decisions. Nancy would be in charge of that. I think Luann only asked her dad so he wouldnât feel too left out.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 10 years ago
" Itâs a ridiculous overreaction by Nancy but thatâs what you get when your marriage is tearing apart at the seems.".Is that what happened? You told your significant other he or she was being ridiculous?.-
Editman about 10 years ago
The real question is (never mind Frank), does Luann have enough friends to hold a party? College friends that is, think Animal House.
JayBluE about 10 years ago
âSofa, So Goodâ? ^Always loved that one. But then again, the sofa is not so-good if youâre FrankâŠ.
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Wonder whatâs worse to Nancy- that he tried to "pawn offâ the âbad copâ role on her? Or that he told her her approval was needed, just to snatch it away, with a pat on his own back?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 10 years ago
âIâm sorry, I canât relate to what happened to you if thatâs what your saying. If you think this is a normal, healthy marriage then I feel sorry for you. Common sense says if we keep seeing Frank and Nancy annoying each other without any physical intimacy, then their marriage isnât going well.â.Because if you didnât see it, it didnât happen?The problem lies in the fact you see things which arenât there and donât see the things which are there.A twisted world..Nancy clearly indicates intimate intentions and recent memories when talking with her husband.The affection is obvious to all normal people.The idea that people who care for each other never bother each other is too silly to contemplate.And yet you do because you are hoping for more human suffering here.
robert.l.stevens about 10 years ago
I hear ya Frank..
R.J.C. about 10 years ago
Well Frank, you were winning big time until you screwed it up!