Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2014

To-do list::1. Make a big to-do about something.

Technically he hasn’t even accomplished that goal yet, since he probably wrote ‘Goals’ before writing the item.

The perfect goal sheet right there.

One step at a time, Pig. You’re already way ahead of most folks!

The first step is always the hardest.

GOALS – Nothing.

we all have to start someplace.

I don’t write my to do list or life time goals; I can accomplish more when no one knows about them to criticize.

CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS…….

This is an egg-chicken situation that is logistically fallacious.

I’m far more efficient than Pig – I use Excel for my list. It still only says “Goals”, but I can edit it any time I like.

2. Write goal #2. 3. Write goal #3. Ad infinitum.

ditto

Tell me everything you know in one minute!.I’ll wait…

Well… It’s a start.

xxx

Anyone else notice that Pig had proper punctuation on his ‘goals’ list?

my heart goes out to you, and a million more in the same rut.

I keep trying to put together a bucket list, but so far all I have on it is “comparison-shop prices of buckets”.

You’ll never accomplish your goal untill you get a round tuit..

Write down something you already did and then check it off.