Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rodeo Jones: Take it easy on my leg, you lummox! I broke it fighting villains that you couldn't handle! Rip Haywire: Too bad your jaw isn't broken instead. Narrator: Rip has rescued his rival, local lawjerk Rodeo Jones Rodeo Jones: Why you.... Rip Haywire: Simmer down, Rodeo... I've got hard words to say... (ka-gulp!) Cobra's in the hospital... hurt bad. I'm here because she needs you... she... loves you. Rodeo your leg! I can drive you to the hospital! TNT: Let him go, Rip! After being trapped in a mine with no shower. We'd be smelling Rodeo for months.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
Rodeo is experiencing the power of love, for about seven minutes, tops, due to his bad leg..
cdward almost 10 years ago
Wow, it seems he actually does care for Cobra.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
I still cannot see what Cobra sees in that clown. I’m with TNT on this one.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Maybe they’ll fumigate him when he limps into the hospital.
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
After yesterday and today, proof that Slim Jims rot your brain…
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
KA-Hop to it, Rodeo!
stuartj12 almost 10 years ago
I hope I’m wrong, but doesn’t this seem like the strip is coming to an end? Rip is married and going to be a father (again) and Cobra is either going to die or recover and be with that other idiot.
Jck123 almost 10 years ago
Hey, we still have to see how a baby bump looks on Breezy !
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
It’s amazing how Rodeo always thinks he can take Rip on.Rip should just knock him out and tie him to the top of the car like a buck on Hunting Season.
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
Ugh! Rodeo and Cobra are the perfect pair (of idiots), but it’s kinda sweet that they really love each other, I guess!
Veridian almost 10 years ago
Ok, I haven’t been here in a coupla months so it took me a bit to get up to Speed. Rip and Breezy are Expecting, Cobra and Rodeo Jones are Kanoodling, Evil Grammy is in hiding, Sooo…lotsa upheaval and cliffhanger-like threads to be resolved (or, NOT) before years end then. I guess we’ll see what happens. Unless, of Course it Happens on a Sunday…..In Any Case, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all you Hooligans out there.