Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 27, 2014

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    Randy B Premium Member about 10 years ago

    When you put it that way, Mr. Fruitcake…I still don’t want any.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Insane asylums are full of fruitcakes, so people must be crazy for them.

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    fencie  about 10 years ago

    Decades ago a comedienne (Erma Bombeck? Phyllis Diller?) suggested there was only one fruitcake in the world, and it’s continually passed around like a hot potato.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Now if it were bacon and cheese . . . ⚇

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    Lorenzo Browncoat  about 10 years ago

    Introduce him to Cliff, Brewster. With a little coffee, it would be a satisfactory relationship.

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    ChessPirate  about 10 years ago

    Frankly, Frank, fruitcake fails.

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member about 10 years ago

    A lot of people don’t like fruitcakes because they’re afraid of being accused of cannibalism.

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