Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 15, 2014

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    stuartj12  almost 10 years ago

    There’s only one white wizard in Middle Earth and he’s actually turned bad.. Never heard of any black wizards in Middle Earth, the main villain is a necromancer not a black wizard.

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    Not funny

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    and they were blue…

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    Twonky  almost 10 years ago

    So, where are the Hobbits hairy feet? He must be an impostor.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    when the wizard is sensitive about it, you have your answer

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    UBBM Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    So that’s what happened to one of the blue wizards.

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    yeahbutt  almost 10 years ago

    not funny…but so true

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    “Yes, all us hobbits are alike you prejudiced wizard.”

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    tedunn5453  almost 10 years ago

    He based his comment on a single question from one hobbit, so now who is really wrong?

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    KEA  almost 10 years ago

    I’m pretty sure they think all orcs are bad – does that make them racist?

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    heligmyer  almost 10 years ago

    He was never called Sauron the Black. Gorthaur the Cruel, yes. He was never a wizard, either, although he and the wizards were all maiar, as were the balrogs.

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    tired-one  almost 10 years ago

    Some of people need the “slash s” tag, others get sarcasm.

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    155088  almost 10 years ago

    So inappropriate. Not at all funny!!!!

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    Ginny Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Just as inappropriate a comment as the strip!

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    Ginny Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Your handle should be “Oldandstupid”.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 10 years ago

    “Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”“Are all you people in Oz so judgmental?”

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    dzw3030  almost 10 years ago

    Instant brown rice cooks in10-12 minutes. Instant white rice cooks in only five minutes. A blatant example of white privilege by DNC standards.

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    Argy.Bargy2  almost 10 years ago

    Second most boring comment on this thread…

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    Argy.Bargy2  almost 10 years ago

    Yawn. Third most boring comment on this thread. Zzzzzzzz….

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    oilvike  almost 10 years ago

    Mallard?

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    dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    That was only in the movie. In the book he met a much more satisfying end.

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    Joseph McFarlane  almost 10 years ago

    Morgoth and Sauron were greater and lesser Angels according to the Sillmarilion.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    So, the Hobbit must return to middle earth? Does this make him one of the original Mole People?.Well, the Wizard certainly does not look like Superman…

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Good Wizards are North and South, Wicked Wizards are East and West.

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    brklnbern  almost 10 years ago

    Just the Obamite hobbits.

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    TenkaDigi  almost 10 years ago

    Except the Ents weren’t his end. It was his grimy little worm-tongued minion’s backstabbery.

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