Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 10, 2014

Or nausea.

is the zipper on the front of its costume visible?

What? You think this cheesy strip has the budget for a real snake-ape? You’re lucky it’s not just a vacuum cleaner hose with a fuzzy sock stuffed in the end.

King also writes a mean book review.

Serpens Simia Malus

Or amazement that anything could be so small.“It was a cold bath, OK!?”

This! I have now added this to my comics page. Bravo!

That’s a heck of a lot of funniness packed into a single strip.