Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 31, 2014

No, no, Rat; the correct method is to use a rolled-up newspaper while saying, “BAD year! BAD year!”

Did Rat beat up time, or death?

Yappy Hew Near!

coming very soon to a Pastis strip

Rat beats up a toddler with wings carrying bows and arrows

Yppah Wen Raey !

Looks like Father Time got in a few licks, too. It’s nice to see Rat having a really bad week or two, decked by the elves with baseball bats rather than boughs of holly and now in a tough scuffle with Time…. Maybe 2015 will get even better for Rat!

Can’t think of one good thing of 2014! worse was, I turned 80 damn

Stop him from doing what?

You go, Rat. Father Time should be ashamed of the year he gave us. Hopefully 2015 will make up for it. Happy New Year to all, and to our favorite critters and Mr. Pastis, too!

If Father Time married Mother Nature, and they had a kid, would they name it Pat Pending?

Oh Boo, hoo, hoo , what do you mean nothing good happened? Orion flew, and flawlessly too! Quit your whining!

Thank you Stephen for the laughs in ‘14 and looking forward to ’15’s PBS toons,i kno they will be punny. :)

%&@# Rat. More CROCS.

@RootsinDMI like that…will send it out in my nquote of the day to friends…

A New Year… An old arrogant Rat.

Wonderful!

xxx

For once I agree with Rat…

Well, Father Time beats on all of us eventually, so go get some vengeance Rat!

I see “Back to the Future” was wrong in predicting 2015.