Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for January 02, 2015

…like nobody’s watching.

My husband doesn’t really care for dancing either, and I’m a bit of a klutz. We will get on the dance floor and step on and trip over each other’s feet occasionally.

Rose, would you want to be seen dancing with him in public if he were dancing like THAT?

Ladies, it’s this kind of knee-jerk reaction that’s the reason you wind up alone. Not everything is about you. And the only reason ANY hetero guy agrees to go dancing is he expects to get sex afterwards… yeah, all of us. I’d rather sit through 6 hours of toddler TV than go dancing for 5 minutes. Dancing is a means to and end, not an activity on its own for most guys. Sad, but true.

I hate it when I get snow in my boots.

Not quite as animated as the “fire ant shuffle” after standing on a mound and having hundreds of the little buggers swarm and start biting you.

Your bridge is calling.

What are you talking about? Not this ’toon…

Don’t know which is worse: fire ants up your leg, or snow in your boots.Had both.Went to the clinic, for the ants, not for the snow!