Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 29, 2014

Circumstantial evidence at best

I did it!

Speaking of cold blood, would Henry be considered a lizard? Since lizards are cold blooded, I guess Henry killed the pie literally in cold blood.

Based on the evidence it looks to me that a psychotic elf broke in, ate most of the pie and threw the remainder at Henry to frame him, and then repeatedly hummed an insidious tune that Henry would not be able to get out of his head thus making him appear happy.Case solved!

When I was little, they always spelled “pie” around me. Then one day I said I wanted some “p.i.e”. When they gave me some pie, they said I screamed, “NO, I want p.i.e.”

There wont be any seconds(Puts on sunglasses)“Yyyyaaaahhhhhhh” (theme to CSI: Miami plays)

Blood in cherry pie? Well, it’s red enough…

Please Wiz, no one-liners.

Thought dragons were meat eaters.

I am wondering if the pie was already cooked when Henry stole it, or was it flame broiled by Henry?

Truman Capote done it!