Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 06, 2015

There goes Zonker’s inheritance.

Then, Duke isn’t going to be happy.

Why, oh why didn’t this lesson stick? 35 years later, yes, and she keeps coming back to him even though he keeps acting like an utter twat.

Garry can’t kill off characters that are a constant source of irrational irritation.

fire, man’s oldest friend and enemywell, up there anyway

So Zeke started toking AFTER the fire started? Man, that’s hardcore.

Good ole Uncle Stupidhead…..

Look out Mike! She’s coming to mess your life up now! But your daughter Alex will more than make up for this temporary disaster.

“Yeah, man, I really should have listened to that Walter White guy down the road when I was setting up my meth lab in the barn.”

Yeah. Right. She’d had it with him. Uh-huh…

Lots of women always seem to go back to the one who was bad for them. Not necessarily bad TO them, just bad for them. Maybe they like to be wallowing in misery and tell everyone within hailing distance about it, too. And we get to listen….again and again.

From July 1st ’80

JJ always was a DB. She & Zeke deserve each other…

Uncle Stupid Head lives up to his name. Its a wonder he survives so long.

Shame JJ didn’t remember this twenty years later…