B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 05, 2015

You are pushing maximum density.

If you want to live, don’t you dare tell her the form she’s sequestering them in.

Let me put it this way; you’re going to need a group insurance policy.

Your body mass is equivalent to an adult dinosaur.

She’s so big, she has her own zip code.

Yo mama;s so fat…

Politically Correct. also known as New Speak.(see George Orwell).\\//_

Just how does she balance on those legs ?

“You’re (F)ollowing (A) (T)rend…”

She’s soooo large ,that she beeps when she backs up !

“Sequestering”…What BRILLIANT PC!

Does this mean fat-burning exercises release carbon-dioxide? Another reason not to exercise!

Well for PC talk..about your weight, If you file with the IRS you really need to increase your “withholding”Fat Broads so fat..when she sits around the block..she really sits around the block..

You’re too short for you’re current optimum weight.

Yo Mama So Fat…"