Pickles by Brian Crane for January 06, 2015

I’ll second the motion !

Don’t hold your breath.

I’m for it, until they find a way to tax it.

Yeah, I had my pulmonary function test recently.

I like it, that means doctors are almost certainly against it.

4 out of 5 doctors recommend breathing…on a regular basis!

There is only a few years difference between healthy and unhealthy. Chocolate for instance. I am so glad it is healthy NOW!

Channelling “Taxman” by the Beatles….

I am sure there are people who say you are breathing incorrectly. They have a clinic to show you how to breathe correctly, for only $1000 or so. .

Depends on if you’re talking about me or if I get to choose the person.

Breathing is good – just be careful WHAT you breath

You just take it for granted. Then one day you stop!!!

I’ve been known to breath through my ears…

Calvin Coolidge was not known for his loquaciousness. Once, when leaving Sunday church services, a reporter asked, “Mr. President, what was the sermon about today?” “Sin,” was the reply. Followup question— “What did the minister have to say about the subject?” Coolidge replied, “He’s against it.”

I used to stop breathing when I sleep. I’ve got a fix for that now, though.

The Doctor is *be*fore it… Whirrrk, whirrrk, whirrrk…

Until they find a way to make money off it.

suprised breathing isn’t bad for your health

“What’s the secret to longevity?”“Remembering to wake up every morning.”

Just one thing, though. If you’re a smoker and haven’t brushed your teeth in a couple of years don’t breathe in my direction…or anywhere upwind.

6 of one, half a dozen of the other.

Lots of water works for me.I use it to adjust how soon and how desperately.

Breathing feels good — it must be bad for you!