Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 10, 2015
January 09, 2015
January 11, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Wait! I wasn't beating up your Mom. It was the villain Mrs. Fake Front in disguise! Breezy: Wha? Rip Haywire: It's true! She pretended to be your Mommy so that she could snuff me out! Breezy: It makes sense because obviously you would have loved my real Mom! Rip Haywire: Obviously! Narrator: Meanwhile... Breezy's Mother: Oh, Frank... giggle... giggle... so nice of you to offer me a lift. Frank Finkle: Uh...sure...heh-heh. Say, is that a gun you're jamming in my ribs or are you just happy to see me?
Ottodesu almost 10 years ago
Obviously.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
Smooth pokerface, Frank.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 10 years ago
She does seem quite a lot thinner than the first picture of her.
PMark almost 10 years ago
Ah, how sweet! Breezy knows how to speak Rip’s love language.
:)
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Thank goodness Breezy stopped swinging that frying pan. She might have missed his head and done some real damage.
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
I guess Dan’s going to hang a lampshade on Breezy being duped by Mrs. Fake Front. Ha!
francisrossi almost 10 years ago
Breezy’s apparently a bit dim then, not knowing her own mother from a fraud. Unless mummy is actually Mrs Fake Front? Eep!
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
Which begs the question… where is Breezy’s REAL mom? Unless francisrossi is right… oh, my head aches.
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
Obviously… who doesn’t love their real mother-in-law?
dan thompson creator almost 10 years ago
The Fake Fronts are such good masters of disguise even Zartan would be impressed…. Ah my youth
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Now’s not the best time for pillow talk, Finkle.
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
Oopsee! Someone’s got an apology coming! On the other hand, I’d kinda like to see Mrs. Fake Front and Frank get it on! :-D
francisrossi almost 10 years ago
I had a GI Joe/Action Force annual as a kid that really annoyed me. One of the stories, the bad guys won!