Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 04, 2015

Telling stories for be-ah…

Pauly looks content in the last panel….I notice that he’s engaged and looking forward in the first panel when they are underway, but usually in the restaurant he’s half asleep…..Oh, crap, now I’m going to have to go back and look for the times Pauly is paying attention….Oh, Wiley you….

I hope this doesn’t give Pay Per View the idea to run serials.

Sounds a bit like the stories I tell. Don’t generally get another drink, though Urp ..

So Eddie’s RUMmaging through his old fish tails again. Sounds like this one is going to leave him a bit GROGgy.

So when will we find out what they were face to face with?

I live in Maine & speak “ME-BONICS” so I’m rather partial to this strip, & lobster boats with cats in em.

Try telling that to the angry cable customers.

Great smile on Shoulder cat in last panel

Liquid inspiration? Or just a con? But certainly not a pause dat refreshes.

Which is why I don’t have cable in my place. Nothing good on that I can’t get online.

He found himself face to face with… sobriety.

Oiling Eddie to replace the “squeaky wheel” of “news” and “entertainment” from ALL media sources today.

The difference between a fairy tale and a Sea Story is the Fairy Tale begins “Once upon a time” and the Sea Story begins, “And there I was…” or in our modern day, “Once elected, I’ll…” :-)))

It isn’t that the cable is out, it is that they are in “negotiations

This is why I still have rabbit ears. The price is right plus I get many channels.

Capt’n Eddie might not be a Scheherazade, but he can keep a story going for as long as his thirst.

Paht? Paht of what? The starter drive on the engine? OH, PORT!!