Herman by Jim Unger for January 24, 2015

Here’s a tip, bet on the Seahawks

Here’s a tip, don’t play leapfrog with a unicorn.

And I’m paying with my homemade money.

Couldn’t have been so bad, he finished his meal.

The cigarette ash in the soup gave it a kind of hickory smoke flavor.

Not the best service you’ve ever had?

Even way back in the day when smoking was allowed in restaurants, if someone brought my meal while smoking a cigarette, it would be reflected in their tip as well.