Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 17, 2015

Is Andy going to have surgery for drinkers elbow? Maybe couldn’t learn to drink left-handed…………

Sorry you can’t drink in my office but I’ll give you a gift certificate if I do your surgery………Good for any place around….

Used to work night-shift in a Phone room with a guy who was a “Professional” Drinker. We always said that if Steve’s Blood Alcohol ever went below 5% he’d go into a Coma.

Wonder how he is, these days? Haven’t seen him in Years.

BevLove the camel commercial, I yell “Hey Camel, Hump day” at the TV when it comes on!

Oh, that duckling is too cute! ;)

He should at least give Andy credit for having quit smoking!

In Andy’s case, it’s not blood alcohol, but alcohol blood.

Actually, it’s encouraged, cuts down on the cost of anesthesia.

Actually, it’s encouraged, cuts down on the cost of anesthesia.

Andy is lying – it’s never too early for him!

Affi…………….. the choice is yours……… which one would let you collect disability?

Wow. That’s the first time Andy’s listened to the doctor’s orders.

Oh wait… Nope. My bad.

xxx

I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Are you referring to those men in Paris? If so then I agree with you completely.

And no, I didn’t know that.

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 23 hours agoYou are fortunate to be in such proximity to ‘encyclo-pay-dic’ knowledge. Guess I am too, via the innertoobz. -I think that seeing it new everytime might be what ‘alz’ patients experience. Dad called that illness “oldtimer’s disease”. -Thank you for the compliment on my Flickr shots !Most of the ones I took, that weren’t scanned film prints, are from the 2000. The ones of the carport and most of the shed shots were from the sx280 before it got left out and moisturized. Both cams, Canon. the photo is of Jimmy Olsen in the 1950’s era Supermans. He was the Daily Planet’s photographer. Jack Larsen who played the character is 86 and lives in a Frank Loyd house in LA. It is a known address. I would want to meet him if I get over that way ……. while he is still living. -I believe they have some kind of programs for disabled and students here too. Just have not bussed in years. My pass was monthly and had gone to the higher rate after some time of buying them. Is a monthly pass less than the weekly rate ? -My first test: In California-1st time. In Colorado- 1st time. I had a learner’s permit in New York at 16 or 17 and broke training to go to the military. I lost my actual driving license [document] while living outdoors here and so had to do the entire process over. Also had to get a copy of my birth certificate from Buffalo in order to apply for the license.Just to be clear, did she bribe him with money or ‘leg’ ? -He was mostly western. I think he was in war flicks too. Bogart’s “African Queen” with Kate Hepburn, is one of my faves. -I see no ‘dis’ in our respect. :o)-Going to the cam store soon and get this over with…-Sooper Soaky Saturday to you !__________________________________________________

I’ve gained a lot of Prisoner knowledge these past 3 years. Before then, I had never even heard of The Prisoner or Patrick McGoohan.-I’ve only got two more episodes to watch now which are “Once Upon A Time” and “Fall Out” Both of them were filmed a year apart from each other. After I’ve viewed those episodes, I’ll be starting Season 2 of “Only Fools & Horses”-Jimmy Olsen? That name rings a bell. Have you ever been to LA before? -Sorry, I forgot to mention there are 2 types of bus passes… In the UK anyway. There are weekly and daily passes which you buy from the bus driver. The other type of bus pass has your name and a photo ID. My Under 16 one had my photo, date of birth, expiry date and a code. My college one just had my photo, full name and the expiry date.-So you passed the first time as well? Amazing! Are you sure you didn’t bribe the instructors either? Just kidding.-Who knows? I will have to ask my cousin what his opinion of the matter is.-Is Kate Hepburn any relation to Audrey Hepburn? There is a huge B&W photo of Audrey in my hairdressers. This one:

Beautiful.-How did your trip to the camera store go? Any luck?-May your Saturday be absolutely Super!

Hi Cappers. I have another announcement.

I’m attending a group interview on Monday 19th January, 1pm for the same apprenticeship I applied for last year but I didn’t get. I looked carefully for any ‘fine print’ which says “Previous applicants may not apply” but I did not see anything relating to that.

Feel free to send any upside down horse shoes or 4 leaf clovers my way because I need all the luck I can get.

Now, now. did someone punch a hole in your tent?Yes, I’m happy for you.I’m surprised that you converse with a lowly wood carver who does aim comments aplenty at Andy and his pals.What is your title so that I can address you properly?

My ears! Is he Yoko’s illegitimate son?

Everone, including the tax people now know all about you and will be expecting a large tax payment and the others will be expecting large tips at every occasion…………

Cool show except for the bleating goat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrJz9Dh5MsM