Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 24, 2015
January 23, 2015
January 25, 2015
Transcript:
Mrs. Fake Front: C'Mon, Haywire, pop your head out of there so I can blast it off! Montana Monroe: Ka-gulp! Mrs. Fake Front: What? Montana Monroe: Ye cats! You ever hear of foundation? Or a little rouge wouldn't kill you! Rip Haywire: Good work, deputy... little help here! Montana Monroe: I can't! My arms fell asleep! Rip Haywire: Ow! This would be a lot easier if you hadn't shot my goon- wrestling arm, deputy!
electricshadow Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think she’s about to be even with you, Rip…
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
She might need a little blonde tushy replacement after this.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Come on deputy, why didn’t you put a plug in that homely gal? She impulsively shot our hero! If Deputy Monroe falls too far Rip might have a real mess to cleanup. Usually when one is fighting for their life there’s not a bunch of conversation going on, but if Rip would just head butts that ugly mug then put that glock in her ear and pull the trigger it could save the taxpayers of Starlight a lot of doe re me. … just sayen …
johnrussco over 9 years ago
hey Dan, GREAT story (and art) so far. Thanks sir.
ddowns Premium Member over 9 years ago
And… Great art work!
ColonelClaus over 9 years ago
Art works for Dan?
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
I’m loving Montana; she reminds me of Crystal, the Girl Friday of the Polynesian Pirate Queen.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Looks like her sleeping arms got quite the KA-Wake-up call.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Worthless deputy.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
“So, why are you filing for Workers Comp.?”“Well, this happened when Rip Haywire became the new sheriff…”“Say no more.”
racerxyz over 9 years ago
Ye Cats! Thats an expression from the Carl Barks Donald Duck !!! Bravo, Dan :-)