Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 20, 2015

I thought it was a description of a football play

Churchill’s down, you say?Well pick him up, frevinsake!

Never, never, never give down.

Oddly, in my browser, there’s an ad with a girl in a very skimpy t-shirt right next to him.

He needs to be on a horse, or at a racing event. (Curchill Downs)

I always thought that Churchill’s down was what he replied to that woman who said he was drunk !

“Yes I am ,but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly” hahahha

The duck was feathering his nest with a little down……

“Australian Silly Couches! They’ve got Down Under!”

from a fake commercial from Firesign Theater

That’s not a down coat; it’s an UP coat!