Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 11, 2010
Transcript:
Alice: Petey, read me this one with the squirrel! Petey: It's a dog. The dog says - Alice: Does he know about this cat? Who's this ugly baby? Why isn't this guy sharing his sandwich? Petey: Those are all different comics. Alice: Look! Alligators! They're hungry for dogs and cats and ugly babies! They're loose! Petey: No, those are - Alice: Arh! Arh! ARH! The alligators are eating everybody! Even the guy's sandwich! Petey: QUIT IT! Alice: Eeyoo. I've got ink on my hands! Petey: You got jelly all over my comics! Alice: If comics were drawn with laundry markers, this wouldn't happen. Petey: Now I've got to read them online.
margueritem over 14 years ago
There are worse things, Petey….. ;-)
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Welcome to “OUR” little club Petey :-))
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
And you’ll find even more on line than you get in your local paper, Petey.
Wolfdreamer250 over 14 years ago
Yeah Petey, who wants to read comics online. Only losers do that….Hey wait a minute…… :O
MisterFweem over 14 years ago
Ouch. Until the free paper I’ve been getting on the porch for the past few weeks goes away, online is the only way I get my comics. RT is probably upset with ALL of us.
AddADadaAdDad over 14 years ago
The wonderful world of the only colored section of the newspaper, the Sunday Funnies, I remember them well. And I too got ink all over my hands. (It was part of the ritual.)
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I read the comics online and I have jelly stains left on me here too.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
cleo, I never thought I’d be saying, “Everything you eat looks good on you” to you!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
They finally took Doonsbury off the opinion section and put it back where it belongs. To do this, they put Ziggy on the business page . Why couldn’t they put Mary Worth and Rex Morgan on the society page and have room for Cul de Sac?
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pibfan868 over 14 years ago
Oh Petey, the HORROR!! reading online!!!
comicartfan over 14 years ago
Thank you R.T. I think Im going to go and sit on the porch and read some TERRY AND THE PIRATES or some of my old POGOs!
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
I was a small town paperboy who lived for the Sunday funnies. This was the old days when the comics were big, colorful and plentiful—and the TVs were few, small, and black and white.
Now here I am, getting my online funnies-fix before turning on my 37” LCD TV for the day.
I miss being a paperboy.
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
getting the comics online isn’t so bad.. at least ya don’t have to wade through all the depressing news to get to em.
I’ll often pull out one of my collection books to read and have a laugh over breakfast if there isn’t a paper or keyboard nearby
mancocapac over 14 years ago
Why’s he looking right at me when he says that?
runar over 14 years ago
grazer, there are no paperboys eith their wagons left - only adults using cars. This morning, I got the paper for the wrong city.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
I still read the morning paper, and any strip that I CAN read there, I do. I use the online sites for those which I can’t read as ink on paper, the way God intended.
I’m rethinking that, though. Obviously, when I read the funnies on the funny pages, there aren’t comment threads. What do they talk about over at “Get Fuzzy” or “Pearls Before Swine”? I have no idea…
wbtthefrog over 14 years ago
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anorok2 over 14 years ago
What the h… are you talking about! and why?
wbtthefrog over 14 years ago
Victoriassecret flagged
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
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I think this spam thing has been run through some sort of cheap translation program with predictably hilarious results ..lol
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
I read comics online because I can’t make out the tiny printed versions. Although I do get Sunday Cul de Sac with my Sun-Times.
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
I buy the newspaper, because that’s how most of the news gathering and syndicated features are paid for. When everyone stops buying papers, a lot of these strips aren’t going to be here.
Petey’s lucky. That stuff happens here every day.
Sugie63 over 14 years ago
Remember when the comics in the papers were big enough to read without a magnifying glass? If they get any smaller I will have to wear 3 pair of glasses:-P
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Let’s see… The Cul de Sac Times carries strips featuring (at least on this day) a dog who looks like a squirrel, another with a cat, one with an ugly baby, one with a prominent sandwich, and one with alligators.
Assuming that what Alice takes for gators might in fact be crocs, I’d hazard a guess that “Pearls Before Swine” and “Blondie” are represented. Ugly babies and (uglier) cats are endemic, but since Alice can actually tell the difference between the two I’d eliminate “Marvin” and “Garfield”. And of course there are innumerable strips featuring dogs, but I can’t think of one that might be mistaken for a squirrel.
richardcthompson Premium Member over 14 years ago
After you’re done shopping at etootoo, you all might enjoy the backstory to this- http://tinyurl.com/yyvrm8t
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policelimit Premium Member over 14 years ago
Pssst, Richard…You spelled John’s name wrong. Don’t worry I won’t tell him.
1148559 over 14 years ago
Where I live, we only have a weekly paper… and they don’t have a decent funny section, so I always get my comic fix online.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
RT, do you have any idea whether this project might also have inspired today’s “Fusco Brothers”?
policelimit Premium Member over 14 years ago
What’s a “newspaper?”
sdvogel over 14 years ago
I like Petey’s gaze out at us. lol
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
Dog that looks like a squirrel
Might be Mutts I think that one has a Cat and an ugly baby too
richardcthompson Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oops, thanks, Garey- I’ll fix that…
richardcthompson Premium Member over 14 years ago
And I can almost guarantee that the Fusco Brothers is referring to this very thing….
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
You should know better Petey!
vldazzle over 14 years ago
It’s always been impossible to get JUST all my favorites on one paper (or even site) - Most of what I read on WaPo are from King Syndication (and 3 more on the local paper which are not on WaPo - Between Friends, Rhymes with Orange and Mother Goose.
COMIC-ER over 12 years ago
ummmm…garfield, thatababy, pickles, pearls before swine?
COMIC-ER over 12 years ago
and mutts. the first ones mutts
Cecin'estpasunepipe almost 10 years ago
What a clever little joke aimed at us online readers!