Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 11, 2015

The downside of being a cartoon character.

A couple years back my wife built a snow mermaid. Did a good job, too—she’s a sculptor. He comment after it was done was that “if she’s a mermaid, she should have bodacious ta-tas.”

HER comment.

two comics with the same idea……Grand Avenue and Gray.

Women – can’t live with ‘em…can’t kill ’em without getting in trouble.

A female friend and I built a snow woman once, in a clearing on the side of the road leading up to Big Bear in CA. She did have “bodacious ta-ta’s”, but when we drove back down the mountain later, someone had given her “reduction” surgery.

Aw man!

When I was a freshman, I helped gather clean snow which some of the art majors turned into a snow woman. She had an 1890s dress so the bustle and floor-length hemline provided a sturdy base..neverenoughgold: Fantastic, and on such a scale!