Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2015
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: C'mon, Rip! We're exes on a dangerous mission! This is the last action you'll see before you become a boring family man. Rip Haywire: I won't become boring... babies and wives are the awesome sauce on the beefaroni that is Rip Haywire. Cobra Carson: That is totally something Breezy would've said... it's begining... itttttsssss begin... Rip Haywire: Stop it! La-la-LA-LA-
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
Cobra conveniently forgets she “married” Rip and thought of herself as RJ’s mother…
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
I hope CC gets in the family way and sees how much fun family and kids are. Speaking of my own it has been anything but boring for almost forty years now. I kind of envy boring.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“Of all the seats on all this plane, she had to sit next to mine…” (with apologies to Bogie)
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
I hate Beefaroni.
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
I would have gone with Sweet Baby Ray’s on prime rib myself…
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
Is there some reason Rip can’t accidenally kick Cobra off a cliff?
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
They had to take the cuffs off her. Where’s a gag order when you need one?
WaltWenger Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ka-Gotcha.
joegeethree almost 10 years ago
Is Cobra hoping to become another of Rip’s baby mamas before the end of the mission?
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
Yeah, I guess R.J. is gone now(unless he is working for his grandma at Skull). As for Cobra, the only way she could ever become Rip’s new baby mama is if Breezy is revealed to be a bad guy all along.