Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 30, 2010

Toga! Toga!

You just stay behind those trees and bushes for a while, Broomie, until you can get your clothes to stay on!

That would be embarrassing for a good looking chick like you.

…and then she realizes she’s standing in poison ivy.

That’s what happens when you’re shaped like a beer can!

Try something not petroleum-based next time; the oil slick we already have in the Gulf is bad enough.

At least she’ll smell wonderful…..

I Know I’d be bleeped for what I’m thinking and it didn’t involve her broom.

AHHHHHH!!! My eyes, MY EYES!!!!!!!!

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And one bear says to the other, “Well, there goes my appetite…” (credit and apology to Gary Larson)

Glad you’re keeping some form of cover, Broomie. I’m not sure we can take a nude green 1500 year old witch while eating breakfast.

did you get a new gown broomie?

i had an allergic reaction to some jeans i bought once and wore before washing them, something in the dye i needed to use an anti itch cream for 3 days

LET IT DRY FIRST!!!!!!

Try olive oil, greenie. Sailors will love you.

I guess that old saying “all’s well that oils well” doesn’t apply here.

I wonder how many barrels of oil her wrinkled old skin could soak up! (Hmm, I think we found a job for you, Broomie…)

I wonder what screaming squirrels sound like?

Also, if corn oil comes from mangled corn, where does baby oil come from?

She’s naked as a newborn baby. Quick, get her some talcum powder and a towel to wear.

@SherlockWatson just let ‘em age a few years so you can make Girl Scout Cookies.

In Broomie’s case, this is one for the eww files.

my eyes! my eyes! my eyes are burning at the thought!

They didn’t slide off. They were finally able to slip away and escape.

Touche, Coyoty! :))