The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 29, 2015

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    Jeff0811  almost 10 years ago

    One regular coffee coming right up. Would you care for some non-dairy milk with your coffee?

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 10 years ago

    Try asking for a “flat white” coffee in America and you get the usual milkshake size container of black coffee. No point in asking for skim milk either.

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    tstuarta1  almost 10 years ago

    I remember a joke in a strip once. When given the explanation of a placebo the character gave a reply of “is that what decaffeinated coffee is?”

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    albzort  almost 10 years ago

    “Non-decaf coffee” is a retronym, like “acoustic guitar” or “dial telephone”.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Whether “non-decaf coffee” is a retronym or a double negative, stop messing with the waitress and just order your damned coffee!!

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    jppjr  almost 10 years ago

    I call the decaf “unleaded”….and stay away from it!!!

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    KEA  almost 10 years ago

    All coffee comes out of one giant underground storage facility – they just put different labels on it.

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