Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 08, 2010
Transcript:
Jeff: You must switch to arugula! Man: Yes, Red Rascal. Jeff: ... and over 100,000 apps! See, an independent judiciary is critical! Havoc: None of this is remotely plausible. Man: My source said you'd say that. "In addition to security, the 'Red Rascal' has provided real change... introducing to Patukh, among other things, modern technology... and Western concepts of democracy."
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Jeff? That guy’s smarter than Jeff… but all roads lead to JEFF.
rayannina over 14 years ago
I still wonder about the identity of this “informant,” so-called …
HeckleMeElmo over 14 years ago
Rayannina, I’m wondering the same thing, but I don’t think Jeff could competently disguise his voice.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Switching from opium to arugula makes for a much tastier salad.
Ravenswing over 14 years ago
Yeah, but poppies are prettier for garnish.
SuperGriz over 14 years ago
Legend seems to be the keyword here.
IncognitoPenguin over 14 years ago
Egad! You don’t think Jeff got Roland to be his PR manager, do ya? This has got his tweetin’ fingerprints all over it!
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
Do get the feeling that Trudeau uses the yellow text boxes for the BS portion of the narration?
Beware of the yellow words.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Why haven’t I gotten upset by GT in a while? Why is their a Yankee pillow in my New England home? Am I a victim of Identity Theft? Should I check with the Register of voters? Should I go to the private or government psychiatric hospital? I’m scared.
ChiehHsia over 14 years ago
Is that Jeff, or Duke’s boy?
bradwilliams over 14 years ago
Stating to tell one lie too many.
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
Methinks the yellow background just separates the narrative from the dialogue.
Alabama Al over 14 years ago
And “Sorkh Razil” is supposed to have done all this in – what? two weeks? Anyway, never mind harassing the Taliban - convincing the farmers to switch from poppy production would be what would get “Sorkh Razil” iced in short order.
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Arugula dens will soon be popping up everywhere in Asia!
cdhaley over 14 years ago
GT is mocking readers who fantasize about a “cessation of violence” in Afghanistan. Like Jeff, they’re oblivious to the violence all around them.
The only thing that keeps whimsical strips like this from being annoying or tiresome is GT’s self-mockery. When it comes to senseless violence, GT is just as clueless as the rest of us.
We all seek diversion, but GT won’t let us forget our escapism. He poisons whatever might make readers feel comfortable or make them want to tag it (iPad, arugula, yellow words).
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
I agree palin drome, mockery is the right response to one’s conceit.
Have you noticed that the butt ugly posters are the only ones who don’t use their real images as avatars?
Herbabee over 14 years ago
Orgelspieler, yer speakin’ my language!
Earl? - no, but Lil’ Duke all the same. (been tryin’ to tell’z ya’z!)
llong65 over 14 years ago
maybe Jeff is the source……spinning tales about himself.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 14 years ago
Earl would be trying to finagle a take of the poppy proceeds.
jaiel over 14 years ago
jeff i s doing something right!! the humanity
revron over 14 years ago
Wo! Wo! Wo! The intrigue is killing me. At last I only have to wait till this arvo for the next thrilling installment!
(Arvo: Ozzie slang for afternoon)
Dragoncat over 14 years ago
Wow! I’m impressed!
I never thought Jeff was capable of understanding such a concept as an independent judiciary.
That boy is in SOOOO much trouble…
cdhaley over 14 years ago
Has it occurred to anyone that the “source” might be GT himself?
Having gotten bored with his own strips over the past few weeks, GT dabbles in mirrors that reflect his helplessness: Mike Doonesbury drinking coffee with heat-packing rednecks, Zonker savoring the Good Old Days with the Tea Partiers, and now Jeff fantasizing about rescuing America’s Afghan policy.
Where are B.D. and the rest of his heroes? The only characters GT still believes in are lovers (Toggle and Alex), and he implies that lovers communicate best by not talking.
SuperGriz over 14 years ago
palin drome,
You may have noticed, as we grow older, that the supply of murderous psychopaths is endless.
He’s catching his breath.