New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for January 18, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 10 years ago

    Who still writes letters?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    Today’s background music: “Your Horoscope for Today” by Weird Al Yankovic.

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    CaptBullock  almost 10 years ago

    OK, I’ll go first and embarrass myself by the ones I don’t recognize:

    Dodge Ram = AriesRaging Bull =TaurusMinnesota Twins = GeminiCancer?Leo?Virgin Atlantic = VirgoScale = LibraScorpion from Mortal Kombat = ScorpioTropic of Capricorn = CapricornThe 5th Dimension, who sang “Age of Aquarius” = AquariusPhish = Pisces

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    R.U. Kidding  almost 10 years ago

    Packers by 7? Oh, Nostradamus, thy crystal ball faileth thee. Thou truly art a sucker, taking a road dog and giving points like that. Mayhap thou meant take the Packers AND 7.

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    P51Strega  almost 10 years ago

    Go Packers!

    Though I fear @R.U.Kidding may be the better prophit.

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    ZorkArg  almost 10 years ago

    What’s a packer?

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    marykatie Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Good one, Capt Bullock – I didn’t notice the astrological connection! Don’t know the rest, tho!

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    Cloudster  almost 10 years ago

    I hope it’s not the actual zodiac, because I was a Sagitarius but now I’m the new one, Orphiucus, or whatever it is.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Impressive, CaptBullock, and Honorable Mention to masterskrain.

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    TheWildSow  almost 10 years ago

    BTW, it should be “Heavy LIES the crown on head” and “The armies will LIE down,” unless someone named “Heavy” is placing the crown on the head, and the armies are laying down their weapons!.Lay (present tense) is transitive and requires and object. I lay an egg (and no, wild sows do NOT actually lay eggs!)Lie (present tense) is intransitive. I lie on the couch..It gets confusing because the the past tense of “lie” is ALSO “lay”! Yesterday I lay on the couch all day. The past tense of lay (transitive verb) is “laid.” Yesterday I laid an egg on the table (and no, sows still do not lay eggs!).For the past perfect tense, it’s “laid” for lay (transitive.) I have laid an egg every day for a week! (No, I actually haven’t, since I’m a wild sow, not a bird!) For the past perfect of lie, it’s “lain.” I have lain on the couch every day this week! Until I had to get up to lay my eggs!

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    Ryan Plut  almost 10 years ago

    It’s a good time to start a project when a comet appeareth? It’s no wonder why all my projects fail.

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    CaptBullock  almost 10 years ago

    Good catch. Capt. Archer was an easy one for me, but I carelessly left it out when I typed my comment. I still don’t know who Cancer and Leo are. I think this Leo has too much hair to be Durocher.

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    Pab Sungenis creator almost 10 years ago

    Cancer was a personal reference. A friend, Logan Whitehurst, who died from cancer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan_Whitehurst

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    Pab Sungenis creator almost 10 years ago

    And Leo was Congressman Leo Ryan, Killed in the Jonestown Massacre in 1978. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Ryan

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    Pab Sungenis creator almost 10 years ago

    I never expected anyone to get those two. Don’t feel bad.

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    R.U. Kidding  almost 10 years ago

    He was looking good there for awhile, though.

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    K M  almost 10 years ago

    I see you lost that Packers bet.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Is that Scott Bakula on the Packers quatrain?

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