Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 25, 2015

Wife does it every time. .

Wiz should use magic; would probably produce perfect coffee…

The magic just ain’t there, Wiz.

No No it’s Hot Cocoa with lots of Cocoa and Sugar, for January! Hee Hee

If she doesn’t like his latte’s, tell her to go to Starbucks.

Me, too. It’s the “preheated ceramic vessel” that suggests tea.

“…and it’s too hotno, it’s too coldno, there’s too muchno, there isn’t enough.Well, anyway, you did it wrong.”

“And I didn’t want it, anyway.”

I usually pre-heat the milk for my coffee (microwave) — which also pre-heats part of the mug. That’s far better than the alternatives: overheating the coffee to compensate for the heat the mug absorbs; or having the coffee too cool to enjoy.

Wiz, you forgot the peppermint schnapps…

dzw3030 said, about 18 hours ago@neverenoughgoldMy age group called them ‘burgers. Where’d “sliders” come from? Just curious….Yes, the original definition is because small burgers served in the Navy were called this because the grease used caused them to “slide” on the griddle..However, the term is most familiar to US citizens because all the grease and the onions tend to make these little burgers, often eaten by the bag full, both easy to slide down the gullet as well as easily slide out the other end; especially if many are eaten at one setting…

GO SUCK EGGS?!?