Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 09, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    He’s mentally raisin’ your skirt…thinkin’ of some spicy jokes.It frosts him that all the ladies are so cold to him… He thinks he deserves some hot little cookie…but all his lines are stale, and his attitude is way out of date…

    Funny thing, he’s still somehow very fresh.

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    orinoco womble  almost 10 years ago

    Run, run, as fast as you can—he’s a real crumb-bum!

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    Arianne  almost 10 years ago

    It wasn’t an over-reaction when Ginger snapped. He really was only looking for a little molasses.

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    VTX1800F  almost 10 years ago

    would She be considered top-less.?

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    MikeyMN  almost 10 years ago

    Katy Perry has this problem too.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 10 years ago

    Relax on the cookie sheets

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Hey, Baby. Let’s make an Oreo.

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    tahoeh2o  almost 10 years ago

    Do you know the Muffin Man?

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    Perkycat  almost 10 years ago

    Funny! This made me laugh. And all your comments are all just frosting on the cake…….er, cookie.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 10 years ago

    And the red and yellow M&Ms unshell Green with their eyes.

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    Olddog1  almost 10 years ago

    The gingerbed man?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Maybe…

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    Jeff0811  almost 10 years ago

    Bite me! I had someone on a different strip tell me just that a couple of days ago. Of course I had it coming. I suggested he learn math and English prior to posting. I have since deleted my comment, no idea or desire to see if he did the same, nor do I remember who he is. Not worth my time to research it.

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