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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 04, 2015
February 03, 2015
February 05, 2015
Transcript:
Tahiti Jones: Are you enjoying yourself, Mrs? Cobra Carson: Miss... Miss Rattlesnake Leno. Narrator: Rip and Cobra are undercover at a posh party! Yowza! Tahiti Jones Funny... I knew you once as Cobra Carson! Kill her! Cobra Carson: Tahiti Jones!? Man: Die! Rip Haywire: Have some Champagne... on the house.
Chrisdiaz801 about 10 years ago
Use another animal for your name, Cobra, like Lion or Wolf(Which also sounds sexy). If that fails to bounce off your tongue, use Lobo(āWolfā in Spanish.)
johnrussco about 10 years ago
āKill Herā yeah right like thatās going to happen. Wonder why ole chicken liver Jones just didnāt take care of the matter at hand himself? ā¦ after all she is just a little girl in a long dress ā¦
Chithing about 10 years ago
Suave move there, Rip. Love your style.Hey Dan, was Cobra an alternate for Kill Bill? There were a lot of snakes in that, too.
Ken in Ohio about 10 years ago
Love the Carson to Leno reference!
B LeCren about 10 years ago
Dan, Iām sure you laid awake at night thinking up that oneā¦
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
She used that alias once before, didnāt she? Oh, yes. I rememberā¦ That was when she and Mayflower Skip (Rip) were rescuing that Archie/Betty-like couple from goons who wanted to sell their baby.
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
Did Mr. Turban get served, or what?
DorianKTB about 10 years ago
Glad Iām not the only one who remembers āthe Viper!ā :-D
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
A snake in the grass by any other nameā¦
The Rolling Cat about 10 years ago
Or āPython Paarā?