Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 14, 2010

I like the way you think, Brewster.

You can not see what you do not believe.

Keep trying, Brewster. Quantum mechanics is as easy to learn as your ABDs.

Brewster has a future in politics based on that last line alone.

The new physics forgets that Someone is always looking at it…

Brewster has discovered solipsism for himself. Of course, with his brain power, “I think therefore I am” implies that he doesn’t exist.

Them photons will reach Alpha Centauri in just over four years. The Robinson family is still trying to get there.

(Sob!)

Just because you’re a particle doesn’t mean someone is waving at you…

or, just because you are waving, it doesn’t mean anybody cares a paticle.

Close my eyes, stick my fingers in my ears, go La la la la la,”I can’t hear you.” Will it work on my mother-in law?”

I looked at Schrödinger’s cat and it tried to bite me. Then it died.

Brewsky needs a brewsky.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Stupidity is pretty much spread through Brewster’s body….

Would Winky’s spleen be safer in wave form?

Is Brewster a Teabagger?

If a tree falls in a forest on Winky’s spleen and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Is the Particle Wave a hairstyle for bald people?

BTW, Brester’s statement in the last panel explains the fundamental principle of the Fox “News” Channel: “If I can’t see the audience, I can pretend that the things I say are true.”

OMG it must be true because it was said on TV!

@Johanan Rakkav - the Someone is not part of the universe (more like the universe is part of Him). Well, he was for 33 years, but His human nature was subject to the same laws as the rest of us.

Brewster is sounding like a politician…

We need two more monkeys