B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 06, 2015

sure it’s all right. Just as long as the “pad” doesn’t resume you!

Remember James Thurber and ‘The Enormous Rabbit’? Did not come from thin air.

And Brian Williams was there when the dinosaur…aka rabbit went down.

OK, folks – BC, Alley Oop, and Fred Flintstone are NOT evidence that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time!

When my sister helped me to write my first resume, she told me to think of it as a “bullsheet”.

Looks like another fish story to me.

" You have to have a story " I have story’s I haven’t even used yet…

They’ll find out when they do the background check.

Well, after all is said and done, it is still just a comic…

You mean the fundamentalists and Mormons aren’t right that the world is only 6,000 years old. They say so based on info in the Bible, the most accurate writing the world has ever seen.

I think I’ll just crawl into a hole and cover myself up, I can’t take it anymore.

NBC’s Brian Williams.

Must be a descendant of Brian Williams.

Brklnbern, Ya beat me to it

You’re not going to use the story, Mr. Scott?

Maxwell Scott: No, sir. This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.