Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 08, 2010

Oh, go ahead! Do it, Broomie! Do it! The little brat deserves it!

What’s four bucks compared to your satisfaction, Broomie?

Bet he’s never had a milk shampoo before.

Hey, cereal without milk IS ridiculous!

Aw, what’s four bucks among friends……

Those sugar bombs need just a splash, right???

Cereal without milk is a snack.

JanCinVV said, 6 minutes ago

Cereal without milk is a snack.

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Exactly.

Hey, I’ll fork out the cash. Use 2 gallons, Broomie!

frosted cheerios without milk are good

my step dad used to eat cornflakes with orange juice when the milk was gone

I knew an old gunny in “Nam that used beer. But what does a jarhead know?

Never mind the milk… once, on the last day of a canoe trip, we breakfasted on Cap’n Crunch and Whiskey Sours. The cereal didn’t stay crunchy for long, but nobody seemed to care.

Come on commenters, you can only milk the joke so far.

Ah, cereal with a little ice cream, a little chocolate syrup, a little ripe banana, and a little Dr. Pepper. Who need milk? yum yum

Too sweet for my teeth, Bargrove.

Tooth, Grog. Singular. Tooth.

Doesn’t the stuff sour the minute she touches it anyway?

C’mon Broomie, you can do it!

Yeah, but it doesn’t sing freeholder1.

Save the milk, ZAP the brat!

Next time, Don’t forget the milk (or the gravy).

Cream him!

I mix corn flakes and all-bran, add milk, and eat it with a reasonably ripe banana (torn - that is, pulled apart - not sliced). Not really good if any one of the ingredients is missing.

I remember a MASH episode where Hawkeye walks in to Rosie’s with some cereal and asks for a beer.

Snap, Crackle, and Burp, the breakfast of ex-champions.

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I remember that well. dkram

I eat a bowl of bran flakes and honey Os EVERY day and I DO NOT PUT MILK ON IT!! I quit milk when I couldn’t get it from the original containers anymore!!