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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 09, 2015
February 08, 2015
February 10, 2015
Transcript:
Left pea pod: I heard you and Katie divorced. What happened?
Right pea pod: She just snapped one day and left the pod.
Left pea pod: Peas tell me you're pulling my legume.
Right pea pod: I'm not. Not even a lentil.
The Sad Story of Split Peas
She kinda ran off half baked, and you think she left you in the soup…. but one day you’ll realise that the pod is more peas-ful without her…
(I don’t want to tell him this…he always called her his precious baby dal…but some neighbors pinto darker picture…it involves this fellow from Lima…they think she’s bean with him lately…)
BTW…. thanks everybody who complimented my silliness yesterday….I can’t claim that I actually “wrote” it…just stole the rhyme scheme and changed some… er… maybe most … of the words.
And of course, it was harder for Dr. Seuss… he wasn’t allowed to use big words like “stencil” and “accident.”LOL.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
She kinda ran off half baked, and you think she left you in the soup…. but one day you’ll realise that the pod is more peas-ful without her…
(I don’t want to tell him this…he always called her his precious baby dal…but some neighbors pinto darker picture…it involves this fellow from Lima…they think she’s bean with him lately…)
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
And Gopher… tasty!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
BTW…. thanks everybody who complimented my silliness yesterday….I can’t claim that I actually “wrote” it…just stole the rhyme scheme and changed some… er… maybe most … of the words.
And of course, it was harder for Dr. Seuss… he wasn’t allowed to use big words like “stencil” and “accident.”LOL.
Arianne about 10 years ago
She heard he was going to get canned. That’s what he gets for marrying a young chickpea half his age.
joe piglet Premium Member about 10 years ago
I heard she is seeing a ham and doing pot together. I better be careful, this is not a recipe page.
J Short about 10 years ago
They split in a souped up car.
LilyGilder about 10 years ago
She better be looking over her shoulder,He has a cousin from Sicily who is known asChicky Garbanzo.
Paul from MO about 10 years ago
The peas split? You gott be kidney me. I just feel soy for the little chickpeas.
helen ferrx about 10 years ago
Something fishy in this plaice. I guess the chips were down
Charlie Fogwhistle about 10 years ago
Katie went on a cruise, but I expect her to return holme any day now.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
I bet she ran off with one of those carrots. They’re always together. Don’t like this plot. Too mushy.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 10 years ago
I dream of whirled peas…. emerging from this primordial soup
that_jedi_girl about 10 years ago
They were like two peas in a pod.
hippogriff about 10 years ago
joe piglet: Speaking of recipes, whatever happened to the Greek chef?
nosirrom about 10 years ago
You snow this pea should start a pod cast.