Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 23, 2010

“Frogger” Woods maybe?

I think that idea croaked. Wart are you talking about?

….jumps anything warm blooded.

RIBBIT! RIBBIT! RIBBIT!

She’d still tell him to take a flying leap.

You can’t trust a cold blooded amphibian; he’s really the quarterback for the Steelers.

Hey! So am I!

I bet he used that line on, say, at least nine other hotties.

Tiger, you are still a frog

Fer Lefer, that’s Victoria’s secret.

No matter what, she is still a golddigger.

Deep in her heart she knows that there is nothing cooler than having a talking frog. She grabs the frog, pops it into a large mason jar, and punches holes into the lid with a finishing nail.

LOL HowieL!!

Frogs legs anyone?

Visions of a frog with a tophat and a cane singing “Hello my honey…….”

Hey, a new pickup line! Wait, I think it has been used already…

GOOD ONE SHEIK! I heard on local radio “Big Ben” held a Big Party two nights ago at his home,w/lotta loud music, according to a lady claiming to be a neighbor on his street. The night before he was suspended.

Finally. a great strip without any politics in the comments. (great sigh of contentment)

Don’t do it, his kisses are way under par.

Looks like he spends most of his time playing out of water hazards.

run girl run

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy…that always impresses.

CRENIERE … GREAT LINE FROM ANDY DEVINE … IIRC …

Maybe if the frog was “texting” his response. LOL. Poor Tiger…

Make him sign a contract first!

chasm, you beat me to it, I should have logged on earlier. It ain’teasy being green. Ribbit….

He lost his balls in the water hazard!

Don’t kiss him or you’ll turn into Miss Piggy!

Michigan J. Frog Lives!

“I toad you already! No!!!”

@ HowieL,

I once read one of those “updated” fairy tales where that was pretty much what did happen to the frog.

Maizing: Rocky & Bullwinkle Fractured Fairy Tales! and she seems to have a lot of hair; is she Rapunzel and in the wrong story?

@ treered,

I’m sure I read the story, not watched it.

Still, I am not surprised that it was a Fractured Fairy Tale as well.

Personally I’m thinking Tiger realises he should have Toad the line.

@ second look, the picture is ill deserved. Chick ain’t blonde.