Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 13, 2015

Would you expect a reaction?

I see you shiver with expect . . .

Is that a hand slap or a foot slap?

Me and my baby got a flat tire this evening.

I said it was her fault.

They don’t make spit sinks like they used to.No, I mean they really, really don’t.It’s all suction these days.Remember to floss.

I expected you to ask that?

Are we on the road to Hope and Crosby’s patty cake routine?

I expected that from you. Now, stop doing cartwheels in public; it’s unseemly.

No thank you.I would expect retaliation.

Whoa!You get into the espresso this morning. friend?

Funky Chicken

I wanna a case of whatever you’re consuming!!!

William Shatner—Capt. James T. Kirk won’t be born until March 22, 2228, in Riverside, Iowa.

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!

But seriously… we really would like the Genesis device.

Sea hares. They really aren’t what you might expect them to be.

Really. I was expecting rabbits with webbed feet.I don’t know what that thing is supposed to be!

In the past, I’ve used the part about being left-handed.

Done and done.

I really didn’t expect that comic strip.