Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 11, 2015

It is nicely put, taking into account other words she could’ve used to describe the same thing.

Hee hee farts…

Fanny burps sounds a LITTLE classier!

“Mine smell like roses.”

“Yeah, well….. I’ve smelled Rose’s, and hers stink, too.”

I don’t care who you are. Farts are FUNNY. They should be all the rage. A lot more people would be laughing … and running for the exits.

Besides the silliness of doing something because it is “all the rage.”

Obviously drawn before THAT SCANDAL. (The Clinton White House -YOU know what I mean…)

i always thought that is why old men smoked cigars – to cover up the flatulence!and young men smoke them because they know when they get old they will need to be accustomed to them. (cigars)

I quit smoking years ago, and for a time, my Dad smoked a pipe. One of the blends he chose was “Half & Half” pipe tobacco. My Mom called it “half tobacco and half manure”.

A burp is but a gentle breezeerupting from the heart;yet ’ere it take a downward course,it turneth to a fart !anon

The difference is that flatulence smells better than cigars and doesn’t leave the whole house smelling like something died ( or should have) for days.

my dad still smokes his cigars and pipes, he just does it outside.

Signed up just to share this relevant Dinosaur Comics:http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2219

I agree, Mum!

Personally, I have better things to do than start smoking.

xxx

And so this day’s “bon mot” prize goes to Mom.

My wife buys those “jars of farts” putty containers. When we are in a theater waiting for the movie to begin, she starts activating it. It’s so funny everybody busts up!

Have you not learned your lesson about smoking?

WaPo has a superb review of the new C&H book Exploring Calvin and Hobbes

I think Le Petomane is on YouTube

Flatulence is all the rage in my house. After a pot of beans, my wife and I can make the covers float.

Normal ≠ Good

They are not! 7 out of 10 girls said they wouldn’t date someone who smokes. That isn’t the point, but still.