Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 25, 2015

Oh please Calvin, I know this.

@Mytly

Mytly commented on Calvin and Hobbes yesterday What’s Calvin’s problem? Just let Susie go first into the house and get ambushed by Hobbes!

-There you go Mytly, he’s following your advice.

But won’t Hobbes decide to be the gentleman because Suzie is a guest? ..

Hobbes only appears alive to Calvin. To Susie he’ll only be a stuffed toy.

Oh, kiss, kiss with Susi, that will be the disappointment of your life, Calvin!!

No, Hobbes likes Susie. He’s not going to tackle her…

imagination is great…I cant count the number of bullies i have beat….the monsters I have out smarted..the girls I have seduced…the competitions I have won..the money I have made..all in my lifetime..i still imagine I am the best poker player ever…never let hobbes go calvin..

“You can wait in a tree!” Love it!

Doesn’t Hobbes have a crush on Susie?

Hobbes won’t pounce if it means missing a smoochie.

There was a show once I watched when I was a kid. At the end they said “Come back again tomorrow – same time, same station” – and I did. Just in time to hear “Come back again tomorrow – same time, same station.” They never did start the show at that time, and finally I gave up. ;-)

HEY!!! You guys are giving it all away.

Ahhhhh… smoochies!.I remember those, and cars without consoles so your favorite “smoocher” could slide up close and…(to be continued)

Hehe. Susie is in big trouble now. Hehe.

What Calvin doesn’t realize is that Hobbes likes the ladies

Hee Hee

I absolutely love Calvin’s face in the last panel!It’s cracking me up.A big orange surprise. I wonder what that could be? Hahahaha.

xxx

Muchas Smoochas

Hobbes is the complete gentleman that Calvin cannot even imagine being. He and Susie have a relationship based on mutual respect and understanding. He will, of course, be polite and solicitous, and will likely offer her a nice cup of tea.

Looks like passionate love making in the 1st panel.

Hobbes effects are certainly noticable: Susie: I don’t know what’s weirder, that you’re fighting a stuffed animal or that you seem to be losing…

Mom: How’d you get so dirty? Did you get in a fight at school? Calvin: I got this dirty coming in the door. Ol rocket butt was lying in wait for me.

Oh. I thought it was the paint-bubket-over-the-door trick for a second

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