Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 31, 2015
March 30, 2015
April 01, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "This emergency meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club will come to order. Dictator-for-life Calvin presiding!" Hobbes: "Oyez! Oyez!" Calvin: "As we're all aware, the enemy has infiltrated our territory and is spreading disinformation to the effect that homework ought to be done right after school!" Calvin: "As my mom may have covert girl sympathies, we must eradicate the hostile forces! Any questions?" Hobbes: "Yes, could we poke some air holes in here?" Calvin: "Too risky. The box of secrecy must remain secure!"
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BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Calvin, listen to Hobbes. You need the air more than he does.-(Bill Watterson must’ve been a “Get Smart” fan.)
Ravenswing almost 10 years ago
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Linux0s almost 10 years ago
There’s already a lot of hot air in that box.
MusasMama almost 10 years ago
oo no by poking holes all the information would be leaked out.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
And next to the Monster Under the Bed? Really, Calvin. Not a particularly safe spot….
Ray49FL almost 10 years ago
Calvin 4 president.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“… Mom may have covert girl sympathies …” Priceless!
phylum almost 10 years ago
this is touchy… mom is a traitor but also the cook…she can make you eat glaarp….
moronbis almost 10 years ago
I wonder why hasn’t Calvin trans-gender-fied Susie to a boy yet. Or he hasn’t invented it yet?
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Dictate all you like, Calvin. No one’s going to listen to you anyway.
josh_bisbee almost 10 years ago
In my home, the rule was that homework was done as soon as I walked into the door.
cubswin2016 almost 10 years ago
Would you believe a boy scout and a sling shot?
David OBrien almost 10 years ago
@joshua : Wouldn’t you rather walk through the door? Walking into the door, which I am likely to do, sounds like the beginning of a George Carlin routine.
gklassen almost 10 years ago
I demand the “Cone of Silence” http://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/graphics/cone_title.gif
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Night-Gaunt49 said, about 13 hours ago@neverenoughgoldNo, they finish first..But, this is NOT fair! It’s common knowledge nice guys always finish last, so what is it with nice girls?.Wait! Let me think on this for a moment!.Oh, never mind…
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
“Mom may have covert girl sympathies”.Well right or wrong, they do tend to stick together…(ducking now)
Aaron Saltzer almost 10 years ago
Okay. When are the comic strips going to show up where Calvin isn’t talking like a college student, instead of a six-year-old?
EtzEchad almost 10 years ago
Susie’s in trouble now! Calvin’s schemes seldom fail.
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I know a lot of businesses that could use a Box of Secrecy…not for security but to keep their meetings short.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
“It may be a common saying, doesn’t make it correct.”.Never said it was; only that it is common. Just like you saying “No, they finish first” doesn’t make it correct…
Number Three almost 10 years ago
If I had any homework to do over the weekend, I would do it all on Friday night.Not that anyone cares of course but I know that Calvin wouldn’t like my methods!xxx
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
I know I wouldn’t look under a box labeled “GROSS.”
Susie Derkins :D almost 10 years ago
Suprised of how any one could see this coming.
Carl R almost 10 years ago
Definitely the cone of silence.
Ndroo101 almost 10 years ago
How do I know that they are going to plan to lock Suzy in the closet …….
Ndroo101 almost 10 years ago
I have seen this whole comic strip and i don’t know how, since this is the latest one
Futuristic Calvin almost 3 years ago
Is this ark a repeat? Never seen it before
JuiceWrld_Rip999 over 2 years ago
Why we call them hoes :(
Squirrel Chaser 9 months ago
Is this the first meeting of G.R.O.S.S?