Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 17, 2015

The brown, bobbing blob.Could be chocolate, done as a prank.Don’t want to touch it to find out.

Tell Murray to hurry!

Could be a cigar.

It was a Clark Bar, as an homage to that other Saturday Night Live alumnus Chevy Chase’s character Clark Griswold in the National Lampoon Vacation film series.What?Oh, yes, the pool net…. coming right up.

Never saw Caddyshack. But I have seen some unpleasant things close-up while swimming. Not in a pool, however. I haven’t swum in a pool since college and high school days, that I can recall….

It was a Baby Ruth. The wrapper from which it emerged was clearly seen in an early demonstration of product placement.I’m not sure what it did for or to sales of Baby Ruth bars.But hey… it was the 1980s.From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:In 1921, the Curtiss Candy Company refashioned its Kandy Kake into the Baby Ruth. The bar was a staple of the Chicago-based company for some seven decades. Curtiss was purchased by Nabisco in 1981. In 1990, RJR Nabisco sold the Curtiss brands to Nestlé.

Milwaukee has hardly dumped any sewage into Lake Michigan so far this year. Of course, it hasn’t rained much.

Fatal fecal fragments floating?

I think the Zagnuts were from Uncle Buck.

If John Madden can have his Turducken, why can’t Teresa have her ____________?

I really want to believe it is a candy bar, but I can see Ethel over there in the corner Snicker ing. BTW Ethel……GET YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!

Don’t be such a wuss.It’s “fun-sized”!

Does it float or sink? Much can be told by the buoyancy of ones poo.

Holiday tip: If you can’t find eyeballs to float in your punch for your Hallowe’en party, try using fun sized frozen Baby Ruth bars!

We’re assuming that she’s talking about a candy bar, and not addressing her remarks to a male member of the swimming party.

I don’t want to see another caddy’s body in that pool.

It definitely had the appearance of a fecal plume.

The dogs work in mysterious ways.