The mayor told me to invest wisely. So, I was going to invest in the diabetes industry and fraudulent diets, but I think goofy exercise equipment might be good also.
The eternal youth pill has been invented – It’s only available under congress’ health bill . Everyone else voted them selves out when they voted O-dum-o-crat .
Tarzan’s Quest,#19 of 24 exclusively by Edgar Rice Burroughs, 4 more either cowritten or authorized..When I got to #13, Tarzan at The Earth’s Core, I discovered pelucidar and Barsoom and Jassoom, wasn’t it? with Carson Napier.
(In the first of those, they checked Carson and treated him with the same thing they gave all their children, a kind of general anti-illness pill, noting he would’ve been dead in less than a thousand years without it.)
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Wrong kind of energy, Earl, if you ask me.
Llewellenbruce almost 10 years ago
He might as well get his money back for the AB wheel.
Pretzelcoatl almost 10 years ago
If you must have cheeseburgers, eat them afterward.
dadoctah almost 10 years ago
They say the worst thing for you is yo-yo dieting. That’s where you eat only foods that look like a yo-yo: Oreo cookies, sliders….
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The mayor told me to invest wisely. So, I was going to invest in the diabetes industry and fraudulent diets, but I think goofy exercise equipment might be good also.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
Before you know it, Earl will look like an aged Tarzan.
(Other than the fact that Tarzan never aged, due to eternal youth pills he got from mad scientist sometime before book #27.)
Dani Rice almost 10 years ago
Opal’s never going to get the wrinkles out of that whatever-it-is the way she’s ironing it.
She Mc almost 10 years ago
Go Earl!
assrdood almost 10 years ago
Don’t be too hard on Earl – I’ve been there and done that.
youngcpams almost 10 years ago
The eternal youth pill has been invented – It’s only available under congress’ health bill . Everyone else voted them selves out when they voted O-dum-o-crat .
jersey stevens almost 10 years ago
a comic strip and people are commenting on his fitness and food choices. oh brother
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Sounds like a plan to me, Earl!
xxx
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Don’t forget the fries!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 10 years ago
Tarzan’s Quest,#19 of 24 exclusively by Edgar Rice Burroughs, 4 more either cowritten or authorized..When I got to #13, Tarzan at The Earth’s Core, I discovered pelucidar and Barsoom and Jassoom, wasn’t it? with Carson Napier.
(In the first of those, they checked Carson and treated him with the same thing they gave all their children, a kind of general anti-illness pill, noting he would’ve been dead in less than a thousand years without it.)