Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 11, 2015

Oh you pushed his button alright.

Don’t do it, Janis, that stuff inevitably ends up on the web.

Here, let me push it for you.

She Walks Selfies in BeautyBY LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON)- DavidHuieGreenShe walks selfies in beauty, like the night   Of cloudless climes and starry skies;And all that’s best of dark and bright   Meet in her aspect and her eyes;Thus mellowed to that tender light   Which heaven to gaudy day denies..One shade the more, one ray the less,   Had half impaired the nameless graceWhich waves in every raven tress,   Or softly lightens o’er her face;Where thoughts serenely sweet express,   How pure, how dear their dwelling-place..And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,   So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,The smiles that win, the tints that glow,   But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below,   A heart whose love is innocent!. (Lord Byron came SO close with his poem.)

Janis must have some serious ‘hang-ups’ about her body. She poses and takes selfies of herself with a ‘come-hither’ look in her eyes, but freaks out when Arlo catches her and looks at her with ‘desire’.

Never know when Arlo will pop up….

We all have our narcissistic moments, but some of us don’t want to be discovered.

Better not push that button. Thanks to iCloud and Google+ and other similar “services”, every picture you take is automatically uploaded to a server. Do you really want to trust them to keep your pictures private?

It must be miserable to live with you.

Push it! Push it real good!!!

thank you commenters for the biggest chuckle i got all day – bigger than the actual funnies themselves!!!

Nice underwear and cami Janis.

I’d push her button. ;- )

Has anybody ever looked at yourself in a public-bathroom mirror, trying to strike a glamorous (or hunky) pose, then suddenly having to rearrange your gestures and expression when someone walks in? I don’t think many people want others to catch them in this situation, even a spouse.

a new profile pic, Janis?

DON’T DO IT! You’re too sophisticated for a bathroom selfie, Janis!!!

Marriage: The ultimate invasion of privacy.

“So she doesn’t consider Arlo a good judge of attractiveness since he still finds his wife so.”.Surely thou hast heard a version of, “What can YOU know? You’re just a man.”As if we men don’t recognize true beauty

I think You pushed Arlo’s button pretty hard, lol.

Oh, you naughty, naughty girl, you.

He’s just photobombing her.