Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for February 10, 2015

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 10 years ago

    There was an Italian restaurant owner who heard there’s no atmosphere on the Moon. He sent NASA a checkered tablecloth and a candle in a bottle.

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    Wren Fahel  almost 10 years ago

    I’ve never understood the concept of putting the spaghetti on the plate, then just putting some sauce on the center of the plain spaghetti. I’ve always had it all mixed together.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Now add a good Mousecatell and the atmosphere, she is a’complete.

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    OldestandWisest  almost 10 years ago

    Don’t let Lady and the Tramp catch you eating their dinner!

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    phlash  almost 10 years ago

    I once had a roommate, Brandon who had a qat, Shiva. While we were RPG’ing, Brandon made a plate of spaghetti for himself and sat it on the floor next to the hex-map. As he went back to fetch the sauce, we all giggled as Shiva began stalking the wild bush spaghet, as qats are want to do. Brandon turned, noticed the qat, then everything clicked into slo-mo – Shiva pounced, Brandon shouted “Nooooooo!!”, leapt and grabbed. The qat came away with a mouthful of spaghetti and the most amazing “I was framed” look on its face.

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    MysteryCat  almost 10 years ago

    She has the stage set, waiting for Tramp.

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    maxmung2  almost 10 years ago

    Well , what did you think they used their tails for.

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    johnbrown1859  about 5 years ago

    Salt and pepper and no cheese. It must be German spaghetti, the chianti bottle notwithstanding.

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    johnbrown1859  about 5 years ago

    “She stood me up? Too bad. Guess I’ll have to polish off this whole plate of skitty by myself.”

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