The joke I remember was about a college student giving the “half a glass” personality test. The people who said it was half full were called “optimists”. The people who said it was half empty were called “pessimists”. Then one guy said, “You have twice the amount of glass that you need.” The puzzled student asked his professor about the situation.
He said,
“I forgot to warn you about the engineers, they have no personality.”
tirnaaisling almost 10 years ago
People who insist the waiter keeps the glass topped up people.
Stellagal almost 10 years ago
Did she reveal this before or after she offered Ozy a sip?
reynard61 almost 10 years ago
There are 10 kinds of people; those who know Binary, and those who don’t.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
mightyfrog almost 10 years ago
The glass is neither half empty nor half full, it is poorly engineered. Or, I guess, pourly…
Darwinskeeper almost 10 years ago
The joke I remember was about a college student giving the “half a glass” personality test. The people who said it was half full were called “optimists”. The people who said it was half empty were called “pessimists”. Then one guy said, “You have twice the amount of glass that you need.” The puzzled student asked his professor about the situation.
He said,
“I forgot to warn you about the engineers, they have no personality.”