Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for February 12, 2015

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    tirnaaisling  over 9 years ago

    People who insist the waiter keeps the glass topped up people.

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    Stellagal  over 9 years ago

    Did she reveal this before or after she offered Ozy a sip?

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    reynard61  over 9 years ago

    There are 10 kinds of people; those who know Binary, and those who don’t.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 9 years ago
    Millie has a pixelated mind sometimes.
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    mightyfrog  over 9 years ago

    The glass is neither half empty nor half full, it is poorly engineered. Or, I guess, pourly…

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    Darwinskeeper  over 9 years ago

    The joke I remember was about a college student giving the “half a glass” personality test. The people who said it was half full were called “optimists”. The people who said it was half empty were called “pessimists”. Then one guy said, “You have twice the amount of glass that you need.” The puzzled student asked his professor about the situation.

    He said,

    “I forgot to warn you about the engineers, they have no personality.”

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