Heart of the City by Steenz for February 18, 2015
February 17, 2015
February 19, 2015
Transcript:
Heart: I can't believe we're playing crab soccer in gym... Heart: ...seriously, this is the dumbest game ever invented. Where did the idea to kick around a ball while crawling like a crustacean even come from? Dean: "The complete book of torture for elementary school students". Heart: That sounds about right.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Can the karma get e’en worse?
Miny Boy almost 10 years ago
Crab Soccer?
emjaycee almost 10 years ago
Weird. We played crab soccer in elementary school, but it was on the 1 foot by 1 foot scooter boards. Worst injury was accidentally running over your or someone else’s fingers. (Side note – and back in my elem days, no one sued for injuries – ‘suck it up, buttercup, and get a splint from the nurse’. Nowadays, there are no more school nurses but a legal advisor on staff {hiding in the shadows}).
Ermine Notyours almost 10 years ago
I thought the idea came from Linda Blair in The Exorcist.
Miny Boy almost 10 years ago
I was the one who asked.
Stellagal almost 10 years ago
Torture would be using the medicine ball instead of a light-weight ball.
Radical_Knight almost 10 years ago
It was invented to amuse the teachers and frustrate the kiddies!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Correct Dean.
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
oh yeah. line from chicken little— dodgeball—popular kids versus the unpopular kids! i was having flashbacks. the trauma, the horror
dmk57 almost 10 years ago
Still not quite the torture of gymnastics or the shuttle run.
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
gymnastics was bad. volleyball the worst.
What? Me worried ? almost 10 years ago
Sorry Mark T -I did the crab soccer thing back in the day but never ever had a CO-ED gym class sir !
gekk0 almost 10 years ago
We had to play it in P.E. as freshman in engineering school!!!
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
What about donkey basketball?