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Heart of the City by Steenz for February 18, 2015
February 17, 2015
February 19, 2015
Transcript:
Heart: I can't believe we're playing crab soccer in gym... Heart: ...seriously, this is the dumbest game ever invented. Where did the idea to kick around a ball while crawling like a crustacean even come from? Dean: "The complete book of torture for elementary school students". Heart: That sounds about right.
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
Can the karma get e’en worse?
Miny Boy about 10 years ago
Crab Soccer?
emjaycee about 10 years ago
Weird. We played crab soccer in elementary school, but it was on the 1 foot by 1 foot scooter boards. Worst injury was accidentally running over your or someone else’s fingers. (Side note – and back in my elem days, no one sued for injuries – ‘suck it up, buttercup, and get a splint from the nurse’. Nowadays, there are no more school nurses but a legal advisor on staff {hiding in the shadows}).
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
I thought the idea came from Linda Blair in The Exorcist.
Miny Boy about 10 years ago
I was the one who asked.
Stellagal about 10 years ago
Torture would be using the medicine ball instead of a light-weight ball.
Radical_Knight about 10 years ago
It was invented to amuse the teachers and frustrate the kiddies!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Correct Dean.
abbybookcase about 10 years ago
oh yeah. line from chicken little— dodgeball—popular kids versus the unpopular kids! i was having flashbacks. the trauma, the horror
dmk57 about 10 years ago
Still not quite the torture of gymnastics or the shuttle run.
abbybookcase about 10 years ago
gymnastics was bad. volleyball the worst.
What? Me worried ? about 10 years ago
Sorry Mark T -I did the crab soccer thing back in the day but never ever had a CO-ED gym class sir !
gekk0 about 10 years ago
We had to play it in P.E. as freshman in engineering school!!!
Decepticomic almost 4 years ago
What about donkey basketball?