Heart of the City by Steenz for February 18, 2015
February 17, 2015
February 19, 2015
Transcript:
Heart: I can't believe we're playing crab soccer in gym... Heart: ...seriously, this is the dumbest game ever invented. Where did the idea to kick around a ball while crawling like a crustacean even come from? Dean: "The complete book of torture for elementary school students". Heart: That sounds about right.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Can the karma get e’en worse?
Miny Boy over 9 years ago
Crab Soccer?
emjaycee over 9 years ago
Weird. We played crab soccer in elementary school, but it was on the 1 foot by 1 foot scooter boards. Worst injury was accidentally running over your or someone else’s fingers. (Side note – and back in my elem days, no one sued for injuries – ‘suck it up, buttercup, and get a splint from the nurse’. Nowadays, there are no more school nurses but a legal advisor on staff {hiding in the shadows}).
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
I thought the idea came from Linda Blair in The Exorcist.
Miny Boy over 9 years ago
I was the one who asked.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
Torture would be using the medicine ball instead of a light-weight ball.
Radical_Knight over 9 years ago
It was invented to amuse the teachers and frustrate the kiddies!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Correct Dean.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
oh yeah. line from chicken little— dodgeball—popular kids versus the unpopular kids! i was having flashbacks. the trauma, the horror
dmk57 over 9 years ago
Still not quite the torture of gymnastics or the shuttle run.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
gymnastics was bad. volleyball the worst.
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
Sorry Mark T -I did the crab soccer thing back in the day but never ever had a CO-ED gym class sir !
gekk0 over 9 years ago
We had to play it in P.E. as freshman in engineering school!!!
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
What about donkey basketball?