Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 09, 2015
March 08, 2015
March 10, 2015
Transcript:
Randy: I can't believe you actually showed up! Nate: Of course I showed up! I'm not a weasel! Nate: I'm not going to run away, or make up some flimsy excuse, or pretend to be sick, just to avoid fighting you! Nate: I'm not going to point out that I don't even believe in fighting because history has proven that it's never a good way to settle arguments! ... Nor am I going to remind you that a teacher could come along any minute... Teddy: This is the lamest fight I've never seen.
reshiram501 over 9 years ago
Lmao laughed irl
Bittermelon of Truth over 9 years ago
Nate could be a lawyer one day. Talk until the defendant dies of boredom.
artsudz over 9 years ago
That would be my defense… run off at the mouth until it’s not worth it to pummel me.
djbrunsfam over 9 years ago
Nate is on the verge of getting out of being pummeled.
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
Ah, the art of the filibuster.
OldestandWisest over 9 years ago
Nate, as Robert Heinlein said, if you think fighting never solves anything, tell that to the city fathers of Carthage.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Agreed Teddy.
jwondga over 9 years ago
Better Call Saul.
Bucinka over 9 years ago
I have been holding my tongue, but did anyone point out that some of the other kids probably have their phones with them and can capture the whole thing on video, proving who lands the first blow? It won’t be Nate, and Randy won’t want proof circulating that he started it….
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
By time this is over Nate will probably sell Randy some lemon of a used car, “only ever driven by a ’lil ’ol lady from Pasadena, and you can take THAT to the bank, sonny”……..
ko_hankinator over 9 years ago
But Nate’s already pointing it out!
temi6brocks over 9 years ago
I am in suspense right now
hippogriff over 9 years ago
OldestandWisest: Reminds me of my dad’s final exam in history. In totality, it was: “Carthage wins the Punic Wars. Expand for three hours.”
KansasChaser12 almost 7 years ago
Randy figets while Nate talks
Nate Wright! about 3 years ago
This is a very violent fight.
STUFF ENJOYER 10 months ago
Randy be kind of a jerk.
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hahaha